Best Woody Allen Poems

The man is funny as hell 
        But is Nazism something to laugh about?
I've run into iit 
...

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Lying on new mown grass
looking up at a starry sky,
the Eye of me cannot see
where the "I" will go when I die.

Believing in neither heaven...

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Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?”
Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry
Voice trembling and shaking
During this joyous undertaking
Apologized for his...

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Wide World of Sports televises a political assassination
from San Marcos, a tiny Latin American nation.
When the president dies, a dictator comes into position.
He takes complete...

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“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.” - Woody Allen

When I was much younger, previous decades seemed so distant, so far...

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Mondays,
I sit in the parlor and write a few poems
Reflections of an outer and inner world in turmoil
It need not rhyme to describe the pain...

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There are these dreams you 
never want to wake from.
Last night you sat in a theatre, 
watching a movie, marveling at Spain, 
unrolling before your...

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Have you seen the movie
you know the one
Woody Allen, 
the call girl, son

That’s my favorite
Mango 
sauce, 
sushi 
sashimi 
land of the lost

bad Santa, Will Farrell
Italian...

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“That’s what I love about baseball –
it doesn’t mean anything.” – Woody Allen


The sun is shining, flags are flying,
Spring is here once more:
fresh-mown grass, and...

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"Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning"   Posted 5 Apr 2021
take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals    ...

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Shhhhh
there she is
on computer no. 2
the one i come here to see
if by chance she's here
the one in the green dress
and black spiked boots!
now she's...

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You out there in the darkness
Picking up your pens
Need encouragement from the Lower East Side
Surely you can writing something as imaginative as Tolkien 
Funny as...

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In times of changes one switches gears in

A man just crapped inside the urnil
In time a janitor proceeds to take his slop bucket out
We close...

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Needle less explanation concerning...

Fabled, faded, and faint scars courtesy varicella,  
a highly contagious infection caused 
by varicella zoster virus can still be seen
unlike kids today inoculated during childhood,
thus youngsters deprived...

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watch this some time
death dressed in white
an angel that appears
and swears, not like:

S*#t F!#k or other
words yet calms
the condemned
that all will be

alright so calmly
sleeps no...

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