Best Wingman Poems

I was at a party
Heard a girlish scream
But, the scene
was expected to me.
Fat, hairy dude
Starin' down a pretty lady
I tittered a tad an' said: Baby,
That's just my pal
Salacious Sal
He's an okay dude
to have around.
He ain't no looka
Don't got much charm,
How'd ya like him
on ya arm?

The...

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Motor skills machine in charge, thinker, planner
Decision maker, The Judge, Yes and No, court always in session
Running the show, 2 sides, left - right, dreamer at night
24 hours on the job, no rest, unlimited GB, human memory,
Hail to the Brain

Process feelings, press send, messages sent,
Message...

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So yesterday I was at speech, and Cassidy says to me,

"Hey Keri, it's me Cassie.
Don't let that boy walk past me!
Go get his number or his
@ so we can get to snapping."

"'Why not yourself,' you ask me?
Talking to boys is ghastly.
But don't wait up 'cause...

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Can I tell you of this man's view,
His most blessed sight of you,
Enriched by a lively spring's hue,
A fresh love and each day anew,

Would you then not return his love,
When he sustains only with happy thought,
His mind so pulled, cornered and caught,
Your pairing not only...

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