Best Wimps Poems

Winter Weary
A rhyme that sends a winters “chill’.
With snow, not knowing where to start.
But as he’s had some time to “chill”. 
A fellow with a...

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In this world of fake things
Where nothing is real

Nothing is authentic
And the market rules us all

There is no room 
For real friendship

We are all using...

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There was a loud explosion, followed by shouts of glee
The rat-a-tat-tat of gunshot, was suddenly surrounding me
It was much to my horror that my husband...

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In Nursing School

In nursing school they have us learn all the proper medical words,
Because in Greek and Latin we defecate, but we never make turds,
And...

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Hundreds of hours for a moments exposure,
When so many doubt you passion lifts helps composure,

Make sure shop looks fit, 
nice and neat,
Bottles straight, 
service cant...

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( The views of a grumpy old man )

I have now for certain concluded that the nanny state thinks we are fools
I have seen our...

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Macho people have a reason to live
Laugh at the wimps
who have an opportunity to give
Men with their biceps
flexing heavy weight
Mocking the small
and their symbol that...

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nothing like a good cry
you know you got it right
the ammonia filling your nose
you know you got it might
no wimps no tears just a total...

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She wimps Willow when crying out like raindrops and throw trantrums like lightening storms as she storms out the house when rain clouds start to...

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Advertising has us in it's wrappers
here's the bad stuff ~ here the clappers,
it seems the product needs the jabbers
like a potato chip ~ the grabber!

but...

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The college kids were gathered around
   Listening to the latest stereophonic sounds
Speakers booming their tunes and melodies  
   Beatles, Stones,...

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Another take-off, another landing,
Sleep can just wait.
Resting is for wimps, 
we live for the rush, which adrenalin will always bring.

Then one day, out of the...

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Good Lord, you are cool, simple, smiling and continuously utter.
It's hard for a head full of noise, bounce, of nastinness - even harder.
Water me with...

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What Girl Apes wear for Formals

Gibbons’
ribbons

Favorite Fruit at Ape Buffet

Great apes
ate grapes

A Chimp’s Seafood Diet

Pete’s chimp
eats shrimp

Out of Control Chimpanze

Spaz Chimp
has limp

Raised for Courage

No chimps
grow...

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[If somebody asks] how old are you?
[My answer should be] it may be 90, it may be 2
[Does it matter any] if I am true.

We...

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