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Best Weeny Poems

Below are the all-time best Weeny poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of weeny poems written by PoetrySoup members

Always From the Heart

"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees clearly only with the heart. 
Anything essential is invisible to the eyes."

"Le Petite Prince"
Antoine De...

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Categories: weeny, art, beautiful, beauty, blessing,
Form: Free verse

Maniac President's Song

(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

I am the very model of a very stable genius.
Compared...

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Categories: weeny, funny, humor, humorous, mental
Form: Rhyme

The Dancing Tree

Long long ago in a lonely lovely hill
When earth was young, handsome and green
Besides the meadow near the curly winding flow
There stood a tree proudly...

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Categories: weeny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Narrative

A Is For Antenna 1

A  is for Antenna

A  is for Antenna, the two-in-one, receiving in and transmitting away.
B  is for Broadband, to fire away on the...

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Categories: weeny, science,
Form: ABC

The Wishbone

break a wishbone
you end up with the small half of the split

it's suppose to be fifty - fifty odds 
still we all know a very...

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Categories: weeny, money,
Form: Free verse

Letter To Linda

Linda the queen of Winda is in the swing of moods
              ...

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Categories: weeny, love,
Form: Limerick

Ggrrrrr the Spider Has Returned

I prepare myself for a deep relaxing bath
but that dratted spider was out to have a laugh

As I pour scented bubble bath into the water
Spidey...

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Categories: weeny, home, humorous, insect,
Form: Couplet

Men Only 2- For Contest

A men only poem, well I never-
that is something odd, for a start
submissions from men
who pick noses and then
will polish it off with a fart.

We...

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Categories: weeny, humor, men,
Form: Limerick

Next Level

This waiting to get a year
older is not fun anymore ..
not worth the party
nor the cake
cannot dance long
looking  disheveled
i'd like to go to 
the...

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Categories: weeny, analogy, conflict, journey,
Form: Alliteration

A Leaf Unfurls

See all of the buds upon the trees
watch closely as slowly one unfurls
each tiny weeny leaf stretching out
one by one peeling away from the buds

Turning...

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Categories: weeny, imagination, inspiration, nature, spring,
Form: Imagism

Oh, My Beloved Africa

Oh, my Beloved Africa
Why are you always so behind time
Why is it that the world always has to be miles ahead
For you to follow in...

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Categories: weeny, placeslife, me, heart, time,
Form: Narrative

Tiny Vampire

The world's number one 
killer
I wonder why it hasn't 
yet made its way
Into a horror movie 
thriller
Why, though it could beat
Even the serial killer! 

Oh...

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Categories: weeny, insect, strength,
Form: Rhyme

Dog Day Footles

WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy

A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy

PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine

NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper

A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny

A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy

A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby...

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Categories: weeny, dog, funny,
Form: Footle

A Bitterly Cold Day On a Nudist Beach Footle

Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

03~20~17...

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Categories: weeny, beach, body, holiday, humorous,
Form: Footle

The Human Hues

She slipped clumsily in a 
café
Looked all around her
from the corner of her 
eye
Felt all eyes upon her
Bit her lip
and flushed crimson 
disconcertedly.

He was sacked,...

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Categories: weeny, emotions, feelings,
Form: Blank verse