Best Wc Poems

Theresa Marie WC

When words seem poor and you can not find peace
If the birds stop building nests in spring

Precious memories caresses with grief
We know that...

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The world has discovered it's coveted holy grail
To Jules Rimet we honour let the football feast set sail.
Countries unite and teams take flight to a...

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Fastest Limerick Man in the West


There was a young man was always up for test
Produced great limericks that rhymed the very best
Some said he had...

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I

 
Take out the caked grimy faucet plug

Let those unseen crawlies dive and duck

           ...

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Snap crackle pop's not my cereal sound anymore
Now that's how I sound getting up off the floor

It's not new if I'm up at the crack...

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This years holiday took us to Madeira
an island of exquisite beauty so rare
having a history rolling back decades
raising its inhabitants looking so fair

Columbus himself stepped...

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Must stay close to the WC

Senior Montezuma is laughing hysterically

Thoroughly enjoying his revenge at my expense

Didn't drink the water but it made no difference

Been back...

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PS MS US BS
  AJ DJ OJ PJ 

ER OR HR PR
  JD MD OD VD 

CBA DBA MBA NBA 
  AC...

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The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net)
Yes, the seat by the toilet’s
The best by a mile; it’s
The only seat in which to sit
In the...

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I could see the sun rising in the East
Pulling up something that is very deep
I could see the sun rising in the East
Hanging over the...

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Limerick crochetes : Once a Bull-Frog of a French Syndic

Part One 

Once a Bull-Frog of a French Syndic
Croaked Janitress Porc-U-Pine music
She found much in common
With...

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Octobers are made of
Halloween Moons,
children in costumes 
trick or treating,
carmel apples, hay rides 
down country roads,
bonfires with close friends,
smells of pumpkin spices,
orange ,red, and brown
leaves...

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the new maker’s
guarantee
promises that 
after you pee 
in a urinal or WC

push the button 
or pull the handle 
and all your sins 
will flush away...

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Täuschung

A very powerful German feminine noun that’s
replete in certain life situations with shades of
of deception, delusion, and illusion—which, in
turn, depend on certain circumstances and life
experiences...

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There was so much rain in your voice. 
Daytimes that slept with shadows. 
Perfect perfidies piling 
your W.C. Handy eight-bar bravado 

I never knew your...

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