Best Warjobs Poems
Female Newscaster
Written by: Catherine Reinke
Pretty faces
Boob jobs too
silicone lips
and higher shoes.
***** stars,
contrived
cue cards.
Network news
has gone to fair!
Lying teeth.
Blinding white.
What today
is our plight?
Cleavage low.
Ratings soar.
Cannot let
audience boar.
Murder and terror .
On she reads,
security level
red, orange, yellow.
Day by day
freedoms stolen.
Freedoms lost.
Freedom now
long forgot.
Centerfold women
On CNN,
foxy news and MSN.
Walter contrite
he’s not more.
replaced femme fatal
through news doors.
Buxom beauties.
Youthful cuties.
News once read
by somber heads
now is told
by sexy dames in red.
Seems my husband
to his bed
take those newscasters
he has said
to his bed?
Yes, he said
tight hot bodies
dressed in red.
Give me news
and give it often.
Put Ted Kopple
in his coffin.
Easy chair
a couple of beers
all my news
I want to hear
from pretty faces
boob jobs too
silicone lips
and higher shoes.