Best Wanker Poems
Below are the all-time best Wanker poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of wanker poems written by PoetrySoup members
Dear WankerI’m not always sure what to do
But, I’m good with words, so I wrote this for you
Your heart is a stone, its rough and dark
And...
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Categories:
wanker, anxiety, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
What a Guyimagine a wanker joke
parliament gone up in smoke
bringing a rocket
to work in pocket
well guy fawkes you silly bloke....
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Categories:
wanker, abuse, anti bullying, bullying,
Form:
Limerick
Our PegAbsolute is her adorable attitude,
blessed and bestowed with a burning benignity,
city girl caught within life’s calamitousness,
darling to all that dare dote upon her. Naked!
Economize, be...
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Categories:
wanker, life, sad,
Form:
Alliteration
StupidThe world is filled
With those who kill
With God's name on their lips
Oh how morally ill,
Be he Buddah, Christ, Mohammed,
Krishna, no matter what the name,
What you...
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Categories:
wanker, death, history, war,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
DeelyMy girl Ellie came from Philly
She loves chili from the deli
Such a Silly Sally
Saw her dilly-dally
For a million hours
Smelling gillyflowers
Under hilly towers.
My pop Billy Banker
Was...
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Categories:
wanker, food, humor, life, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Love To YouI stick the paper of what appears to be a gray canvas
and then I shove this filter between
on the edge of it
after that I put...
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Categories:
wanker, i love you, life,
Form:
Free verse
My Life Is For YouMy life is for love but I hate my life,
To give everyone what they need just gets me in strife.
I love to help and make...
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Categories:
wanker, lifelife, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Seven FootlesStar Sprayer
Twinkler
Sprinkler
Cleaning Freak
Hyper
Wiper
Flautist Pickpocket
Piper
Swiper
Complaining Hitman
Griper
Sniper
Test for Savant Autism
Rain Man
Brain Scan
Not Heard in France
Thank 'ee
Yankee
Capitalist Jerk
Wanker
Banker
Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
wanker, people,
Form:
Footle
Holiday Banking In a Support BubbleIf you are in the support bubble
You can go out not being considered trouble
Whining and dining
No worries for fining
But what happens...
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Categories:
wanker, community, england, holiday, london,
Form:
Rhyme
Inspection Took Place February 17th, 2023Inspection took place February 17th, 2023...
At 1330 hours (indicated
courtesy notification slipped under door
less than twenty four hours)
hence foretold ill fate
by property (crooks and quade) management
the...
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Categories:
wanker, adventure, america, anger, anniversary,
Form:
Free verse
The Dog Is Talkingthe numbers were in and it didn't look pretty
you people surrender your minds so easily
they dumb you down and you know it
they dumb you down...
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Categories:
wanker, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
ContactContact
Standing in a field, camera in my hand,
Scanning misty pines, haloed hill so grand.
Many miles I've traversed, now lost all sense of time,
Morning dew...
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Categories:
wanker, men, perspective, spiritual, symbolism,
Form:
Rhyme
If We Had a General Election Now PoemMrs. May, I’ve no reason to thank her,
that Corbyn bloke’s a total wanker,
Dreams I will now shatter,
The Lib Dems just don’t matter,
And as for...
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Categories:
wanker, political,
Form:
Rhyme
TamedHe called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker
Can you...
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Categories:
wanker, dark, gothic, rude,
Form:
Verse
'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights -
(in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites)
Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’...
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Categories:
wanker, humor,
Form:
Rhyme