Best Wake Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Poems

Okay it's official
I don't care
I don't care if I f up
I don't care if I acted up
I don't care anything of what I said and do
Everything can go to Hades
It's a good place to be
Just kidding
But I don't give a hucho
What's that?
I don't know
I invented...

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If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed,
how do you know which is the wrong side?
My wife always gets up on the right side-that’s how I know.

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