Best Varmint Poems

This is the story of mad Molly Shaw
She might be mad now but she wasn’t before
she came home to find her man dead on the...

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I can't help myself, it's what I do
I'm just so addicted to the trade
I was too dang scared to steal the dog
'Cause of all the...

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In a land far away was a family with two boys
The oldest loved sports the youngest only toys.
You should be like your big brother the...

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Small cobalt clouds on the horizon
As a dusty blue mist
Appears upon the top of trees
The sun gives all a pink kiss

Wondering is that the same...

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'Twas an ominous moment when rode into town
To its marshal defy and outdraw and gun down
A notorious, murderous varmint named Slade 
Who had widows and...

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         The varlet
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Wherever peaches grow I go and pick 'em.
When they get ripe I try and swipe 'em.
The farmer runs out with a shotgun and wonders where's...

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This outlier locked up (snug as a bug in a rug) within the keystone state
extremely remote from ground zero of Biblical deluge, he humbly didst...

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I wonder...
Wherever this nebulous varmint is
Here, there, everywhere 
Does he ever look to himself in shame
He who leaves his iniquitous stains 
For all the hatred...

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Rise Up!
Daylight's a-Burnin'

By the End of this Day
That Varmint Black Bart's

Fixin' to Be Learnin'

Robbing and Murdering Innocent Folks
Might Get's You some Nice Spurs and a...

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What I’m going to tell you now might make you think I’m loco. I hope that you’ll believe me, but I don’t care if you...

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What I Would Like to Forget

The stench of me was putrid and gagging
For the black white varmint had made its marking
As I realized the volatile...

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Trump’s ‘Win’ “Hey, Fore!” (Now Five More)


Trump’s ‘Win’

Trump’s ‘Win’ fades (but for lives that it cost)!
Think he cops to the fact that he’s lost?
Fake News’...

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My Deepest Fears

To be imprisoned and grow accustom to my cell
To witness true love but never love at all
To sing like an angel but my...

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