Best Took Off Like A Shot Poems

Met this gal from Ding Dong, Texas
Had warts all over her bum
I know because she showed me them
I got up and started to run

Her six foot twelve hulk of a brother
Said, "Boy! Best ya sits y'self down!"
I knew I should listen to brother Luke
The meanest...

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Haggis

I was walking up Benarty hill
When a Haggis crossed my path,
It jumped into a puddle 
As it took it`s morning bath.

It splished and splashed in the puddle
And then it dooked it`s heed,
And here`s me standing thinking 
That Haggis were long since deed.

It jumped right oot...

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the deer stampeded down our cross street
8:30 pm July 6th
all alone, running 
his new antlers high and mighty
so beautiful in the dusk
fast primal beautiful color
we all happened to be on the front lawn
and oh the dog
THE DOG
he took off like a shot
prey drive
fully engaged
in the...

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