Best Toeing Poems

Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one would know!

4/5/18...

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got up this morning &
put on the proper shoes
to tip tippity 
tap tap tappy
dance for
Netanyahu---
walking the hardline with one
foot, whilst he got the
softline under the other,
telling us all that though 
Israel has the right to “defend”
itself from 
the firecrackers,
“it would be preferable to
avoid a ground...

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The sun is beginning to rise,
Light, spilling over the horizon,
The sky, wonderful shades of purple and blue,
The birds, starting to sing;
It's the dawn of a new day 
And all I can think about 
Is how I hope we will always feel 
The way we feel...

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Toe the line, why?
Who decides I should toe the line
Sometimes the line becomes indistinct
And fades into oblivion
So it is impossible to see where the line is...

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Tip Toeing 

I'm  taking steps 
But quietly 
I look to the left and to the right of me 
And guess what I saw 
I'm going excelling very far 
Driven without a car
GPS takes you every which way 
I got to tip toe but by...

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LIGHT THE NIGHT
A SPECIAL EVENING TOGETHER
A SPECIAL NIGHT
YOU AND I 
TOGETHER

TAKING A CHANCE
CAUSE WE KNOW
WE BOTH HAVE SOMEONE ELSE
SOMEDAY MAYBE BABY
YOU'LL BE MY ONLY LADY

SOME MIGHT SAY IT'S CRAZY
BUT BABY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
YOU HAVE ANOTHER
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY LOVER
MAYBE SOMETHING WILL MAKE
YOU CRAZY ENOUGH
TO BE...

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