Best Throwing Poems
Throwing StonesOur distant cousin murders the English language every single time she trills.
WOYt is white, and Blah is black, and her long A’s can barely maneuver these hills.
AmbyEance means ambulance, and her R’s are a pure musician’s nemesis.
Uh-oh, here she comes, hiding behind a...
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Categories:
throwing, 8th grade, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Light Verse
Holding On, Or Throwing Away?There were things of mine in the drawers that could be thrown out,
But I kept gravitating to the things that were his.
His Public School 45 autograph book. It was red, white, and blue leatherette with
a zipper.
Inside was his hand, writing the names of favorite...
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Categories:
throwing, death, introspection, life, lost
Form:
Free verse
Throwing the Last Stonethe episode took place near the sewer
the boy lay lifeless on the stiff ground
his white clothes dipping in red
a rowdy mob encircled him
like vultures awaiting the surrender of a fighting spirit
his horrified eyes gave their last look
but no one dared to move a finger
yet...
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Categories:
throwing, funeral,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
Throwing In the TowelThe time has come 2day,
to go our seperate ways.
Much can be said,
but little will we say.
When was right,
or who was wrong?
Is a different tune,
but same old song.
Tears have been shed,
and blood has been bled,
now is the time to clear our heads.
For better and for worst...
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Categories:
throwing, forgiveness, happiness, life, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Time Management and the Art of Throwing Alarm Clocksb>Time Management and the Art of Throwing Alarm Clocks
by
Lemuel Griffiths
March, 2,017
Apparently, there's a God damned dog out there - according to my neighbour,
And his wife, Thelma, needs to understand this and know about the mess and understand it's consistency and have this information and keep...
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Categories:
throwing, conflict, confusion, creation, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Throwing UpThrowing
Up
I throw up.
Jumping
Rope
I jump rope.
Walking
Run
Let's walk and run.
Tattle-
Tale
You tattletale,
Bouncing
House
Bounce your house.
Gathering
Round
We gather round.
Firing
Pit
The...
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Categories:
throwing, confusion, crazy, creation, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
The Fine Art of Axe-ThrowingEver gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.
Over end, the axe will spin,
And through the air will whisk.
To the target, caged within,
Close to center, you will win,
Like darts with more...
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Categories:
throwing, anger, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Throwing SandLudicrous childhood -
It's a sweet, sun-drenched day at
The beach with family!
Spunky and childish -
Throwing sand everywhere...fun!
I aim at strangers ~x~
Craaaazy memories
I still remember Summer
And its beach wonders!
Obnoxious laughter
Is heard as we step foot in
Freezing, salt water...x.x
The beach is God's pool
It's...
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Categories:
throwing, beauty, brother, childhood, courage,
Form:
Free verse
Life Keeps Throwing Curve BallsEverything pressing on my mind
So, I question, why?
Blessings are small when addressing
Where I am currently at right now.
Life is compressing my being
With every-day turmoil progressing.
I am a window dressing of peace,
But a different narrative inside.
Blessings my Lord, gaze down on me...
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Categories:
throwing, anxiety, depression,
Form:
Free verse
No Throwing In the Toweli never give up on you
you never give up on me
then we shall live a fairytale...
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Categories:
throwing, desire, fairy, fantasy, love,
Form:
Haiku
Throwing Pots and PansThe joys of married life far outweigh any minor discrepancies
Such as throwing pots and pans or other minor irregularities
Must turn a blind eye
As dangerous stuff flies by
It all part of the charm, ignore the unavoidable peculiarities...
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Categories:
throwing, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Throwing StonesI was searching for something the other day.
I can’t at this time recall what it was; Feeling lost knowing that it’s important and I just let it slip away. I’m bothered, but I’m just laughing to myself. No physical smile...
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Categories:
throwing, conflict, feelings, how i
Form:
Free verse
Throwing the Light On BirthI was out of work in thirty-three and forced to take the road,
not really looking forward toward the tramping swaggy code,
and as luck had it, just by chance, I no longer had to hike,
‘cause parked outside a doctor’s house - was my brand new bike....
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Categories:
throwing, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Throwing a TantrumShould I throw a Tantrum?
Become like a purple Capsicum?
For You to feel my Momentum?
Or should I go and drown in an Aquarium?
Whichever I do, I will certainly run from the Asylum,
To have myself made into an Anthurium,
So that I...
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Categories:
throwing, life, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Throwing StonesThose living in glass houses throwing stones ~ your own windows are shattering!...
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Categories:
throwing, anger, bullying, evil, nonsense,
Form:
Monoku