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gusts of raucous laughter
greet wide smirk jesters coruscating flippant jibes
sought after

humour in train
punchlines on cue evoke swell vibes
heal pain

quips now
stoke fun-starved tribes
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gusts of raucous laughter 
punchlines on cue evoke swell vibes
wow 

Posted : April 6th 2022

Every man made thing is 'made in China'

Everything I buy to touch or taste
is made in China, made in China
leave alone my china set, even my toothpaste
is made in China, made in China.

From my pencils to my stencils
to the golden locks on my stylish lockers
all bore labels of 'made in China' in block capitals
and that explains  thriving doorbell hawkers.

And for 'economical' me, stuff made in China
does hold a lot of frugal charm
Comes all the way from China, my granny's parka
About 'made in China' I've never had any qualms.

And because I don't intend to fritter away
hard-earned savings on any frippery
for 'made in china' alone shall my purse'n' pocket pay
and don't they play their part perfectly,
both my 'made in China' stereo and frisbee?

And all that 'made in China cutlery and crockery
is just as fragile and breakable as any other
All my life I've stuck to made in China stationery
and their costs haven't been any exorbitant so far.
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I have seen latest High quality samsung Chinese cellphones
My TV  a longlasting decade old, yes chinese Hitachi brand
You can wisely avoid debts and loans
purchasing brand new grand stuff from
the Chinese land

And then to my surprise I discovered
that many people both here and abroad
tended to buy things made in the land of the Great Wall
for similar reasons: esp they're easier to afford.

Ah, I don't like the idea of squandering away
or thoughtless wasting of wealth
No one could ever make a spendthrift out of me
For that would be unhealthy for budget health!

To refrain from prodigality and unfeeling extravagancy
'made in China' seems to me the solution
Let millionnaires make-believe that only the costly has quality
for I ain't gonna buy that pricey notion!

Thong Thing Is Wrong

Thong Thing Is Wrong

Thong thing is wrong 
Cellulite women rolled on folds of flesh 
Over waves and seas that crest 
What are those monstrosities  
Whales washed up on beaches

Thin strings not quite bikinis hide nothing 
Obese creatures covered by mounds of pounds
Blot out the sun uncomfortably
As the fat eat Twinkies, dream of being Twiggy

Oh Doris please don't put on weight
Put on your tent.  Save us from nightmares in the day

Tides move when you step in the water 
Displace the natural order  
Fish run from you.  Forget how to swim
Naked can be scary by the sea                 
 
What is that giant thing standing in the sand
Dressed in almost nothing, held together by a string
What waddles down the shore
Thinking a black cloth makes one thin

Oh this fashion does not make for happy
Dreams and illusions bury the thighs in lies
Under the sun filling up horizons sky

Surprise!  Eyes bleed at this frightening sight
Makes old and young cry.  No place to hide

Ocean sojourns once were fun
Watching bikini clad women run
Nudity is meant for others more young
Eye candy, shapely, sexy and thin to begin with


Weight escaping on all sides exposed   
Pretending to be pretty and thin is quite the trick
Girls come in all shapes and sizes
Some have been known to raise the tides 
In disguise, hiding behind a smile exposes it
The thong thing is wrong
Please make it stop.  Make it quit


One Thing Is For Sure

One thing is for sure

I am smart enough to know

That the people

Who run us and our day to day lives

Are actually in charge

Are way far more smart

And more powerful

Than I 

Am or could ever wish to be

That is the reason they

And not I 

Are or ever will be

Ever in charge

As they way more

Devilishly , devious and clever

And why the only thing I know for sure

Is that nothing any time

In the near or not to distant future

Is about to change

As they make the rules

Which dictate and control

This so called game

We call life

One Thing Is Just An Extension of the Other

What to write ... the calm of night,
Feeds my desire to perspire.
For love, my mind moves to you.
Your thoughts, my thoughts
Your words, my tune.

I wait, wonder, will your return,
Bring new things to my mind's concern..
For love, before I sleep, I see,
Your heart of hearts,
My fantasy.

I know this love is more than 
That of a sister's or brother's,
It started small, but now I know
This truth, The Ancient Puzzle.
One thing is just, and truly just
An extension of the other.

Premium Member Again the Thing Is

What makes it right?
What is the truth?
What do you believe?

You say it is God
Who changes things
Who is in control
Who rules the cosmos

What about the burning man 
Woman, child, offering?

To give up smoking
You say it is God who 
Changes and transforms your 
Mind and desires

Psychology says it is you
Who decides, is in control,
Makes the decisions

Internal or external
Locus of control

That

Is the only question
© Uwe Stroh  Create an image from this poem.


The Thing Is

The thing is I’m just not that into you, and
The thing is it will likely never work.		
The thing is it’s not you it’s me, but 
The thing is you’re actually a jerk.

The Hardest Thing Is To Find Love

Anyone who dreams can get almost anything
to fulfill what the eager heart wishes;
think of one precious thing that's 
not easily attainable as a diamond ring!


The hardest thing is to find love, not
romance that resembles a star that gleams;
has anyone found it and possessed it
without the thought of losing it to tears?


Catching those beautiful falling stars is easier than 
realizing dreams that one loses towards dawn;
I came close to catching one with both hands, but
the thrill to seize it still tempts me to own it.


The hardest thing is to find love when desire becomes
passion and wild kisses lead to sensual embraces;
keep on dreaming and let fantasy lose its sense of reality,
a reality we all see through eyes filled with ecstasy.


Copyright ( c ) 2015 by Andrew Crisci

Some Thing Is Coming.

Yesterdays sun hides behind today's over cast while tomorrows storm echos in 
the distant ,
  the dense sun light prepares us for the rain, the fall leafs soon will be changing 
color again,
  the chill breeze we fill on our backs means winter is coming, time to work like 
the preparing ant.
  snowbirds scatter, mosquito's stings will soon leave our thoughts for the cold 
bears a bad fillings for our two friends.
  
The smell brings to mind the holidays Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the thought 
of another passing year,
  a time for family , memories of the loved ones that past and the new members 
who joined us,
    we will sit break bread and toast to the future, treasure the present as we 
laugh so hard at the past we twinkle a tear.
  the holidays when all is forgiven and the rest is put behind, for now it`s about  
love and happiness.

So let the clouds roll in, allow the leafs to change, and bring on the cold,
  it`s that time of the year when we warm our hearts,
it`s that time of the year when we have them to hold.
  and it`s that time of the year when the healing from the year starts.

The Coolest Thing Is Writing a Fairly Good Poem and Know Twelve People Wll Read Me

MALICE IN BLUNDERLAND
New born babies are being brutalized by a bastion of bastards and b*****s
S**t I couldn’t do that if I were offered untold riches
All the money in the world couldn’t motivate me to commit such an atrocity
As the blood of beautiful babies flow due to a self-serving monstrosity

I hear of all the babes who are stabbed, shot or beaten to death
The tiny ones who were only recently blessed by their birth’s first breath
But all too soon a baby’s blessing of breath becomes an acerbic curse
When heathens head a hoard of men to codify the madness of a monster or worse

The devil is their kin while hellish horror is their credo and misbegotten belief
Because too many babes are born to be baptized and bastardized by gargantuan grief
It’s a staggering and insipid account I hear far too often
With snapshots in living color of another corpse in a tiny coffin

Infants are instantaneously incinerated when insanity comes quite caustically to call
How the hell they can do it is, fortuitously for me, something I will never understand
As the unrighteous and unholy ogres who see babes as souls to murder, mutilate and maul
And is there anyone guarding and guiding this all?
Babes birthed by the grandiose and aggrandized are being brutally butchered 
As some heinous individual ignores the severity of a parent’s needs 
And thanks to the mortician that babe no longer bleeds
As these 
Babes birthed by the grandiose and aggrandized babies are being butchered by brutal brutes 
with despicable malice
While a mahogany and gold leafed casket becomes an innocent’s eternal chalice 
          © 2011.…..Phreepoetree ~free cee~!

Impossible Thing Is None

Impossible thing is none, 
With the Lord on our side; 
Faith can even move mountain, 
Wound is healed deep inside.

No reason to worry about, 
God knows everything; 
Man's mind has limitation, 
God's power is everlasting.

No cause for alarm, 
Trust in the Father above; 
He will hear our prayers, 
Through the greatness of His love.

No reason to doubt, 
God's mighty hands are proven; 
Never ever be afraid, 
The enemy will come up beaten.

Bad things can be reversed, 
We ought to understand; 
Everything is for the good, 
Just ask for God's helping hand.

Once we never turn
A blind eye to the Almighty One; 
Our supplications will be granted, 
Impossible thing is none.

Premium Member Every Thing Is Music

Genesis2-7
So God created Man in his own image in the image of God created he him male and female created he them. And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostril the breath of life I thought no wonder we love  and crave our man so much for they have in them the music and the soul and  in their nostril the breathe of life and man became a living soul a living soul is man noteA and note F octave -1 Frequency 27hz or frequency 2.7hz
                                Genesis 2-23
And Adam said this woman is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh she shall be called woman because she was taken out of man noteD and note A 
Octave-3  and Octave 3 frequency 2.23 or frequency 223hz
The sound of music is Amourous sweet and feels so good I have heard many sounds from the King's Book KJV and some do manifest the Alpha and the Omega the beginning and the End God took music back home and has lost nothing! 
I believe I will state my claim on this day
 I am the first to say
 I am playing my bible my tongue
 shall speak of his righteousness 
and of his praise all day long
under copyrights binding

Premium Member The One Thing Is Three

[My new lyrics about St. Clare, 
to the tune of "One Gift" ---
from Disney's "Sleeping Beauty"]


One gift, beauty rare
Seeing God's Beauty everywhere
Lips that praise that Jesus rose
She'll walk with the Lord wherever she goes

One gift, the gift of song
Praising the Lord her whole life long
St. Francis is her troubadour
Providing a way to her new home's door

One gift, the gift of prayer
Knowing God, Who is always there
Peace of heart in His chaste Love
Lives in Poverty with Providence from above


(Original lyrics:

"One gift, beauty rare,
Gold of sunshine in her hair,
Lips that shame the red, red rose,
She'll walk with springtime wherever she goes!

One gift, the gift of song,
Melody her whole life long!
The nightingale's her troubadour,
Bringing his sweet serenade to her door...")

Some Thing Is Missing. Part Two

I wake to a lonely cup of coffee to sounds of silence and fillings I can not shake,
I sit at my computer wanting to write how I fill and my fingers can't find the words,
at this time of the day I wake ready for the world thankful and blessed,
today I write some thing is missing to grasp what it is I'm filling for goodness sake,
then it hits me I know what it is...her words,
I miss them and this I confess,
no phone call away,
I remember without saying a word she knew,
praises from a mother...I no longer hear.
I never hear what she use to say...
and now I know the filling of missing her grew,
filling out of place because I'm here, 
almost two years have past since I rested my knees by your side,
since I wiped away the dust from your head stone,
since I brought you flowers and asked how you been,
since I let the tears of missing you take a ride,
since I've gone home,
I really don't let others know I just let it flow from my pen,
I wonder what your doing now and do you know what I'm going through,
I wonder if your upset with me for not being there,
I wonder are you happy that I got my brothers and sister to visit,
I wonder do you miss me like I miss you?
years have past since we laid you to rest and your still my strength my reason for being
the reason I care
you still lift me up with those words you spoke so long ago and inside I fill it,
you still make me smile and I'm still trying to make you proud,
with a smile I found that some thing missing,
I know why I haven't been me,
I haven't took time I haven't looked to the clouds,
your miles and months away but home I'm coming,
and at your side is where I'll be.

Premium Member Thing Is

is not in the best interest
of folks who charge obscene interest
for us to keep talkin'

but poverty don't equate to
stupidity
so I reckon there's still hope.

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an now please 'scuse me while i go pray a little

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