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Best Tampon Poems

Below are the all-time best Tampon poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of tampon poems written by PoetrySoup members

Tampon Strings - For Pimpsey
I am not scared at all of this monthly story;
Blood always flows into one big toilet;
But as of today, I have gotten old.

Pads don't really...

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© Shoel Blow  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tampon, angst
Form: I do not know?

Prince Harry
Prince Harry bared his bottom
So that all the world could see;
He didn’t seem embarrassed
By his lack of modesty.

Cavorting in a Vegas suite,
This soldier, on a...

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Categories: tampon, people,
Form: Rhyme
A Grand Carlyle Residue via 1989
Stymied synergistic stoolcumers synchronized
of gifted glib galb garbage run of mouth
nicotine rings of one night 
no promise quickly spilled
ever taxed gestured pocket
pool. tandem coulpling random...

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Categories: tampon, change, character, culture, emotions, life, longing,
Form: Free verse
Anurag My Principal
A man rightly called an Oxymoron
Now is angry, now sad, now happy on
The same thing – he takes piton
To handle us – later I knew...

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Categories: tampon, teacher,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Footle part 7
William in Drag

Makes queer

An Alter Boy’s Job


Fancy Nude Dancer


English Only Creed


Origami Artist




New Feminine Hygiene Product


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Categories: tampon, funny
Form: Rhyme

Persian Exotic

This classic cat...

Not rodent he definitely agrees...

The mere insult as he pokes his tongue defiantly...

...His intellect with pride...

...This Persian exotic with papers...

Top breed himself aware...


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Categories: tampon, animals, art, love, passion, love,
Form: Concrete
They Make My Head Hurt
These women are fiction, fake, they just ARE NOT real
The following is a list of statements to inform others of how I feel:

These men are...

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Categories: tampon, people, women, men, women,
Form: Rhyme
Condemned To a Fate Worse Than Edgar Allan Poe
Note to self: Never again read 'The Monk' 
by Mathew Gregory Lewis 
before drinking myself into a diabetic coma...

...All night long
The Wandering Jew requested directions...

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Categories: tampon, destiny, dream, funny, gothic, horror, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Menstrual Tax
Tax me because I'm a woman
Tax me because I bleed
Make me pay more tax than men
Pay for their unused seed
My life is hard enough
Without you...

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Categories: tampon, body, for her, men, mother daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Dead Woman
The walker never stops oozes hot dripping flesh , rotten teeth  ,rotten tampon , rotten new life. 
Now she walks with no goal in...

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Categories: tampon, confusion, dark, death, grief, sad, scary,
Form: I do not know?
January 14, 2020
I am typing this poem in a squat position
I cannot sit; the tampon feels strange down there.
Considering the -38 temperature condition
I’d rather stay home than...

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Categories: tampon, earth, natural disasters,
Form: Rhyme