Best Taft Poems
William Howard TaftPresident William Howard Taft
Weighed 350 pounds and was quite broad in the aft
He once became stuck in a White House tub
As a result of devouring too much...
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taft, humorous,
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Clerihew
William Howard TaftWilliam Howard Taft
To big to fit on the raft.
So the sent for the barge
Seriously, he was extremely large!...
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taft, funny, history,
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Trump Like Howard TaftTrump Like Howard Taft
Again and again, Trump gave us the shaft,
And after he did had laughed and laughed;
Another chuckle,
So loosen buckle;
Heard huge body is as big as Howard Taft.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
taft, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick