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Best Taft Poems

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Premium Member William Howard Taft
President William Howard Taft

   Weighed 350 pounds and was quite broad in the aft

      He once became stuck...

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Categories: taft, humorous,
Form: Clerihew



William Howard Taft
William Howard Taft
To big to fit on the raft.
So the sent for the barge
Seriously, he was extremely large!...

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Categories: taft, funny, history,
Form: Clerihew
Trump Like Howard Taft
Trump Like Howard Taft

Again and again, Trump gave us the shaft,
And after he did had laughed and laughed;
Another chuckle,
So loosen buckle;
Heard huge body is as...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: taft, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Presidents' Day
Schools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.

Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.
To...

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Categories: taft, presidents day,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A is for
A is for Adams, second and sixth presidents.
B is for two Bushes who were Whitehouse residents.

C is for Clinton, forty-second president of nation.
D is for...

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Categories: taft, people,
Form: Couplet



LADY MARICARMEN, SO SHALL IT BE
     LONG LONG AGO. I JOURNIED TO THE VILLA OF TAFT. TO MY SURPRISED, I BEHELD 
THIS PERPETUATING SIGHT.  SHE...

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Categories: taft, adventureme, me, smile, time,
Form: Romanticism
Bloated
New Jersey has a governor
Who wants to rule the land,
But people have a problem
Seeing Christie in command.

It’s not his personality
(Though he thinks he’s all that!)
Or...

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Categories: taft, health, people, political,
Form: Rhyme
George Washington Set Potus Precedent
This revolutionary fella followed by 
Adams family patriarch,giving rise 
twin heir (plain lee gifted "Renaissance 
Man") Jeff force'n without hemming 

and hawing, subsequently conceding 
nexus...

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Categories: taft, age, birthday, character, courage, heaven, memorial,
Form: Free verse
two radiant doves
oh what a enchantment did i perceive as i past through the space and time of life.
who shall behold the essence of true beauty and...

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Categories: taft, adventure
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member vignette-BEEN THERE ,DONE THAT (43 & COUNTING)
Washington & Adams retired to their lair
Jefferson invented the swivel chair,
Taft went back to the law-
Of late,cashing-in seems the plan
Only Harry ,was a true man...

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Categories: taft, people, political
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Taffy Goes Golfing
Taffy and I walk together
finding golf balls in the heather.
A true friend as we slog around
a best partner so I have found.
Wanting my dog to...

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: taft, animal, best friend, dog, friendship, golf,
Form: Couplet
Our Portliest President
President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.


(Note: Although President Taft did...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: taft, funny, history, humorous,
Form: Clerihew