Best Taft Poems

President William Howard Taft

   Weighed 350 pounds and was quite broad in the aft

      He once became stuck in a White House tub

         As a result of devouring too much...

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William Howard Taft
To big to fit on the raft.
So the sent for the barge
Seriously, he was extremely large!...

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Trump Like Howard Taft

Again and again, Trump gave us the shaft,
And after he did had laughed and laughed;
Another chuckle,
So loosen buckle;
Heard huge body is as big as Howard Taft.

Jim Horn...

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