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Best Tabloid Poems

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Premium Member New World Order
The Rulers wield their silver shields,
             wear golden coronets
while warders guard the prison...

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Categories: tabloid, drug, society,
Form: Rhyme



Written In the Sand
WRITTEN IN THE SAND

The Big Five—Africa’s pride in the vast open wild
Buffalo, Rhinoceros, Elephant, Leopard and Lion
Their prey—scattered Impala, Kudu and Waterbuck
On hardened dust… their...

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Categories: tabloid, analogy, introspection, proposal,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member My Own Poetic License
Sometimes when I write, I tend to stretch the truth.
Same as when I gossip; I've done that since my youth.
It's not so much deliberate, but...

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Categories: tabloid, humorous, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Supermarket Check-Out
Had she looked back at me
Even for just a second ...
Our encounter might have been the stuff of tabloid frenzy. 
But she left quickly a...

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Categories: tabloid, absence, leaving, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Children of War
Off the stuccoed walls, the shells peel 
The wounded babes bleed
There is a story of harrowing kind
To every war
This one is no different to others
The...

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Categories: tabloid, baby, child, courage, humanity,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Real Crush
He was BILLYtheKidster. She was P D.
My little Poet Destroyer she'll always be to me.
She CRUSHED me immediately. I didn't have a chance.
We engaged an...

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Categories: tabloid, me, slam, me, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Zinc Adulating

Abominable holiday season greeting to the have-nots me and you
Bombshell tabloid sleigh bells got those ear holes ringing
Cut the tax gift wrap ribbon, only good...

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Categories: tabloid, metaphor, parody, slam, word
Form: ABC
Embroiled
You’re feeling so uncomfortably 
				like a lobster lately,
embroiled in hot controversy
Heated debates swirling all around you,
as your deep-fried life
jumps from the frying pan to the...

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Categories: tabloid, food, funny, humor, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Headline News Today
Headlines are all about the Sussexes and royal Palace news
I hurry past them because I don't care about their issues
Seems to be about betrayal, and...

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Categories: tabloid, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
The Perspective of Alabaster Scrooge
THE PERSPECTIVE OF ALABASTER SCROOGE

In modern English people time, when the world was full of eminent joy, there lived a man of prestige who was...

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Categories: tabloid, culture, humanity, i am,
Form: Imagism
Princess
I recall it was just the other day
Featured in the daily for which we pay
Your blown-up photo splashed across
The front page for all to gloss
Your...

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Categories: tabloid, tribute,
Form: Narrative
Hide the Details

Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...

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Categories: tabloid, allegory, fun, metaphor, word
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Conspiracy Tabloids
Dragon found a conspiracy tabloid in the Grocery store the other day.
Now. He believed every crazy thing that rag, had to state and to say.
So...

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Categories: tabloid, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Zero Tolerance Taste
Morris is tabloid attracting and affluent
but too extreme to make me
the constant victim of his insults
and a prisoner to his pride.

Curtis is a reflection of...

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Categories: tabloid, adventure, relationship, truth, vanity,
Form: Classicism
Moronika

Moronika ... 
there are whispers a-floating
People say you got a low wattage bulb,
your thoughts be dimly glowing
The ideas you think of
covers a lot of six-year-old...

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Categories: tabloid, humorous, identity, parody, slam,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things