Best Swopped Poems

If you're a straight person
Looking for a companion
You have to do your homework
To see what you're getting 
Because, some men are women
And some women are...

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I don't want to start with those cliché things but please believe me when I say I don't know what love is, I'm just trying...

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It was first all, beautiful
And the plain blue sky spanned on either sides
With snow-white flakes drifting religiously
Over light-green steeples into a land
Beyond what my bulgy...

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Sitting round the
campfire
the men told each
other tales
as the night went on
each one
became more
elaborate by turn

Tales of whoopers
that got away
a few night time bed
stories
of this and...

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Once opan a time me and my friend were thinking about the legend about the old footbridge
		
	    We came acroos a river...

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“KILLING ME AGAIN”

Once again there is none that may see
anguish and hurt deep inside;
With sparkling tears I’m killing my fears
Removing all shame I try to...

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Rodger Beadmore
While a droving out near Bollon at about the forty mile, (1950s)
just a following sheep through the lime bushes dense. 
Moving down the stock...

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The oldest patriarch in the close family 
Wise, historic, brave and a quiet shroud of dominance
I grew, I matured, I aged
He shrunk, he slowed, he...

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The friends im with now soften the craving to drink
Had enough of the alcohol the smell and the stink
As i write down these words my...

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Babbling talk of unknown words
Striking precious objects with damaging knocks
Deep cuddles to obtain wishes
Swopped roles for flying trains and planes on tracks
Familiar noises for new...

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Time for a de-clutter , make some room
in drawers and shelves,
Feng Shui folk swear that it makes
one feel good about oneself.
These trainers from my glory...

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I slide and  heave with brittle bones
along this pitch black tunnel , 
twisting, rolling, writhing  in  a sea of  tar.
Vapors hot...

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Christopher Columbus,
Swopped his compass for a rhombus,
Embarked upon new shores with ‘Ooh arrs,’
That knocked America out with fifty stars

5/12/22

A Brian Strand Choice Poetry Contest
Form: Clerihew

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I received a bag of mystery seeds in the mail
I didn't know what to do with them so,
I took them outside to be sorted out
When...

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Whilst pensive and serene
and seated on the loo 
contentedly having 
my morning number two 
my serenity was shaken
torn asunder
by a massive mistake 
a terrible blunder
someone...

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