Best Swearing Poems

This little poem is filled with swear names, 
Swear names that are really quite lewd,
From Bummy McBumbum to Cocky McCock, 
These names are really quite rude,

And if Ms Yucky Poobum offends you so much, 
If it makes you want to go do a dump,
Remember there’s...

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SWEARING
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swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude...

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Swearing
        Words of spite
     Unattractive pattern
Abusive system of control
         Mean words...

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I wrote this Haiku
It has swear words in it
Not too hard to spot...

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Each Swearing, One Day More, Just One Day More

Moon was waning, much needed sleep gaining
both lovers tired of heartache explaining.
One cried, there is the exit door take it
I alone will surely fair well, make it.

Other lover cried, yes, I bet you could
with the guy, that...

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No profanity please. Even Shakespeare swore....

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Precision swearing they call it
A term that may sound absur
But it’s economical with the breath
And wastes not a single word,
It rolls smoothly from the tongue
Instantly relieving pain
And, in the case of mental turmoil
Relieves stress and strain.
Better  for use in private 
When one can really...

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The heart is twisted

Like a dancer did

When one heard

A melody

Telling something important

Showing the heart interesting

In hearing a talent

Story

A bout deathless love

Giving and sacrifice

As the heart may advise

To share your love

In inner heart without fear

That is not enough

Giving a dream

In rosy

Your eyes are opening

They are not...

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The year is over so I promise,
in fact insistently I swear,
I will not drink, deceive or gamble
or swear....

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There are so many grotesque allusions on us
that we lost ourselves in identity ... let's examine.
The list,,,

   Leg Canes,
elephant calves,
belly that is tripe
mud trough,
  plank foot,
mouth of pocket,
flapping ear,
lynx eye,
goat eye,
horse teeth,
dog face,
seal mustache,
fire hair,
cockroach blood,
puffing mosquito,
chicken stick
beard beard,
monkey brain,
catfish head,
pigeon breast,
...

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Pretty perky green parrot repeats each word
Owner Pat makes them up, they are absurd
Chickapickylicky slickyconcly curd
Guests give strange looks to the odd-sounding bird
Don’t ask me says Pat I don’t understand a word....

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