Best Supersize Poems

Yeah, 
I'll have a #3
no onions and,
can you hang on a second?
Yes, 
I need to make an appointment.
Dr. Jones.
My Lipitor prescription needs refilled.
Okay, see you...

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There are many birds that gather
In my yard all through the year.
However, there is one I favor.
I wait for her to reappear.
You'll not find her...

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Venom drips from his tongue in honeyed splendor
He mesmerizes his audience with a Cobratic symphony
Slithering under their high expectations
He possesses a patient elegance
Skills learned in...

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I was shaken, my jingle bells taken, ornaments on a runaway corporate sleigh
It had nitrous oxide, investors selling so high, stuffing stockings with my pay
There...

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Why you wanna go there ?
I don’t wanna go there, 
I guess I gotta go there,
 you asked me out on a date,
 then we...

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LIFE IN THE FAT LANE


Supersize me, Honey, with extra mayo on everything;
But hey, make it a diet coke please  -  
Keeping fit these...

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Most of my time is spent in a Piggly Wiggly line
So you know the Hollywood rags I have seen
Scouring them inside out, top to bottom,...

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Drive-Through at the Fast Food Joint

By Elton Camp

To some people it must seen just fine
Having a long wait in the drive-thru line.
The car motor running...

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THINGS  NOT  TO  MENTION

Condoms in the Vatican
Soul music to the klansman
      Pork chops to the rabbi
 ...

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Let your mouse do all the walking
Join a hobby all can share
Click and Like - it's Facebook Stalking
Let them know you're waiting there

There's no need...

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A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by...

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Each With Supersize Abstracts and an Extra Large Metaphor

"Most romanticists feel deeply --
generally for themselves."
-- a Realist poet of a taste for a Rational Ethics
power...

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Welcome to the 90's!
Dial-up, pogs and frosted tips.
A decade to spice up your life, 
Take a moment to reminisce

Blockbuster's and pic-a-flic's
Tamagotchi's, SNES, MSN
Slap bracelets everywhere
Burnt...

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Supersize your life
Live extra large
At love's drive-up window
Kisses no charge

Giggles on the side
With life's hot sauce
Squeezies to go
Huggsies no cost

Big joyful shakes
How much do I...

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Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes

My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook 
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousness runnel
carving,...

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