Best Spring Chicken Poems

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There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
      but this spring he forward-sprang
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“You’re not a spring chicken,”
My husband blurts out.
The truth in that statement’s
Beyond any doubt.

My running around’s 
Surely taken its toll,
As Nature reminds me
I’m not in...

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Every time I sneeze or cough

Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Shouldn't be a big surprise

It's a definite sign we ain't no young chicken...

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I swear it is raining outside today
Anyway, it feels like it in my bones.
Arthritis has kicked up her heels
Reminding me I am not a spring...

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Sand flows much too quickly in that goldarn hour glass
I'm no spring chicken, but I'll have to take a pass
If a guy thinks he rocks
Wearing...

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I'M AS YOUNG AS I FEEL
I'M NOT GETTING OLD. I'M AS YOUNG AS CAN BE.
THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL THE MATER WIT ME.
MY HAIR IS NOT...

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SENIOR MOMENTS


In our lives, there comes a time
When we find that we're past our prime
Even though we're no spring chicken
We're glad to be alive and...

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Duracell Bunny No More

To her loyal fans,  Nicol Ann David is the Duracell Bunny in Woman Squash...
She dominated the rankings for an incredible 9...

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Ok! so you are not exactly
A spring chicken and you
Don't hear so good anymore
But, it is still your Birthday Day
You are not on a social...

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Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: 
carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant

this primate crossed figurative 
   paths with a stunning woman...

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I once went out on a blind date
But that'll never happen again
A not so pleasant experience
When I was set up by a friend

He said, "She...

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Although I’m no spring chicken,
I’d really like to say.
I finished my spring-cleaning,
only yesterday.

I sprung around the house,
cleaning high and cleaning low;
Stood back,
admired my work with...

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The time spent thinking up these rhymes,
could be put to better use.
I could learn a language, or DIY the house.
Maybe learn to fly a plane,...

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

For my birthday celebration,
My husband Peter and I,
Wanted to give the pub a miss,
Instead a posh restaurant try.

I dolled up for the occasion,
In a...

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Ok, so you are not exactly
A spring chicken and you
Don't hear so good anymore
But, it is your Birthday
You are not on a social decline
You are...

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