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Best Splutter Poems

Below are the all-time best Splutter poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of splutter poems written by PoetrySoup members

These Lips Would Splutter

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Categories: splutter,
Form: Free verse

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: splutter, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Close Encounter

I'd finished work at ten PM and got in my car
It was dark as I drove home and in the sky noticed a star
Could be...

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Categories: splutter, car, fantasy, surreal,
Form: Narrative

A Cautionary Tale

A girl called Lucy loved to trumpet lies
And idle gossip laced her lips with ease.
Tall tales tripped off her tongue to tantalise
Those twitching ears which...

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Categories: splutter, death, insect,
Form: Rhyme

I Am My Father's Son

They were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one...

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Categories: splutter, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Illusions

Cough and splutter in a crowded room.
A juke-box is playing another dreary tune.
Lonely man feeds a bandit spending next week's rent
Woman sits at bar smothered...

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Categories: splutter, confusion, fantasy, funny, imagination,
Form: Rhyme

Caution - This Poem May Contain Some Humour

When my husband was in hospital, he was given an afternoon tea
Scones and cake and sandwiches, simply delicious as you can see
The final treat was...

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Categories: splutter, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

How Could I Resist This Challenge - Updated Collaboration With Rob Bettridge

Little Susie had peed her new pants 
Such an unfortunate circumstance
In front of her mother 
She blushed a red colour … 
Then invented the ‘Wet...

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Categories: splutter, body, child, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Death In a Coal Mine - Child Miners

Into the bowels of the earth we descend
Down into the pit of hell
Crawling on hands and knees to mine
This precious fuel they call coal

Now Petey...

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Categories: splutter, children, history, mum,
Form: Free verse

Sustainable

A whinstone varigated thoughtless vegetative scrumptious.
A thanksgiving theology scrupulous splutter simultaneous.
A wistful zephyr as a wizened face vehemently wiseacre,
A filibuster recommends fiddlesticks to extradite fabulous.
An...

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Categories: splutter, caregivingthanksgiving,
Form: Haiku

Lady Hamilton

Lady Alice Hamilton from Nambucca,
Was a large lady that enjoyed her tucker,
            At any...

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Categories: splutter, funny,
Form: Limerick

Six Limericks'

A romantic young man from Sherwood 
Bought a ring for his girl and felt good
He left it on the bus
Air was blue with his cuss
Chased...

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Categories: splutter, humor,
Form: Limerick

What Could Makes Me Happy

What Could Makes Me Happy

 I have tarpaulin over my shame,
 And instead of photographing un-wiped yarns
 I will continue to climb the ladder of...

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Categories: splutter, depressionme, me,
Form: Rhyme

Perfect Pancakes For Contest

Oh gosh, what memories pancakes brings back to me …
As a child I used to make them every week for my dad
He adored them but...

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Categories: splutter, food, memory,
Form: Didactic

Chap From Calcutta

There was an old chap from Calcutta,
Who bought a new wood as a putter.
‘A bogey?’ he coughed.
‘This green isn’t soft -’
And swallowed a ball in...

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Categories: splutter, sports,
Form: Limerick