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Best Spend A Penny Poems

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Spend a Penny!
I tried that!
I threw in my penny.
I made my wish.
I gave myself up to the old way
I learned.
Nothing in this world is free.
Not even a...

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Categories: spend a penny, faith,
Form: Bio



She Dying To Survive
deprived of a father to tell her that her skirts to small
she wore it to hug her hips and rise with every sway in her...

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Categories: spend a penny, daughter, sad, sorry, sympathy,
Form: Narrative
It's Poop Jim But Not As We Know It
To boldly poop where no one’s  pooped before,
it is the saying we all adore

Yet on Star Trek where do they poop,
which deck for them...

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Categories: spend a penny, humor,
Form: Verse
I Wish I Was Rich
I wish I was rich,I wish I was rich!
If I was rich
I wouldn't *****
and I wouldn't moan.
I'd sit there with wads
of cash
all on my own.
If...

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Categories: spend a penny, money,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member I'Ve Changed
You ignore my birthday,
Our anniversary too.
Most holidays just pass right by,
Without a word from you.

You don't say "Happy Birthday",
"I love you, you're the best",
Or wish...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: spend a penny, angst, husband, lost love,
Form: Quatrain



A Wee Poem
There was an old man named Bennie
desperate to spend a penny
Found the toilet was locked
weed in an empty jam pot 
The relief is known by...

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Categories: spend a penny, funny,
Form: Limerick
Desire
The different paths we are on
You have money and I have none
You are a star
Am just a writer
I look for peace
While you’re just a fighter
You’re...

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Categories: spend a penny, care, celebrity, dream, giving,
Form: Rhyme
Window Shopping
Moving through the market place
     with not a penny left to spend,
Thinking of the letters wrote
     she...

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Categories: spend a penny, life,
Form: Rhyme
It Could Be Smarter To Barter By Phreepoetree
THIS IS A TYPE OF POETRY I CAME UP WITH 
              ...

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Categories: spend a penny, fantasyme, old, me, old,
Form: Quatrain
Howami Hmm Good Question
Howami? hmm... good question,
but for some unknown reason
more tired than usual...,
without daily twenty four hours
proper rest, I feel haggard.

I strongly suspect (a hunch acquired
upon returning...

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Categories: spend a penny, 12th grade, dream, happiness,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
This Christmas
Unending expectations
Can lead to so much dread
Money always spent
Could be paid on bills instead
This commercial time of year
Can end in such a mare
Alcohol drank in...

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Categories: spend a penny, christmas,
Form: Verse
The Lady Who Lives Next Door To Me Yearns To Sever Body Parts
“HYBRID POETRY”
                       ...

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Categories: spend a penny, angst, me, old, me,
Form: Free verse
Not Any
but it was not that time forgot, 
when he went to spend a penny, 
a woofer pulling down his pants ,
e said is name was...

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Categories: spend a penny, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
The Lady Who Lives Next Door To Me Yearns To Sever Body Parts
“HYBRID POETRY”
                       ...

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Categories: spend a penny, angst, me, old, me,
Form: Free verse
What Do You Call It
An answer to a question I really need to know
If you need to spend a penny where do you go
Everyone would say toilet that's certainly...

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Categories: spend a penny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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