Best Sony Poems

I just wrote this off the top of my head 

*proceed with caution* 

5-0:
Put your hands up and step away from the electronics. (In 5-0 voice)

*radio into dispatch*

We found him....Sir put your hands up and step away.

*eyeballs room*
(sees electronic crap everywhere)

*Man gets puts hands up...

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Eighteen years of sorrow and abandonment.
Eighteen years of drowning in my own tears and the pity of the pathetic bystanders.
Eighteen years, and it finally comes to me in a sweet epiphany:
MY life starts here.
And what a better way to begin a life than to share...

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