Best Sony Poems

I just wrote this off the top of my head 

*proceed with caution* 

5-0:
Put your hands up and step away from the electronics. (In 5-0...

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The music video is more or less a continuation to the poem. So please play it when cued in the poem text and continue enjoying...

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Well oh well were do I begin. When I was three and half they put me in the news 

paper for autism but during that...

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It started quite some time ago
His name was Pitfall Harry
I learned of bits and algorithms
On a 2600 Atari

And then there came Nintendo
It began my end...

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That’s what she calls herself
who boasts of the longest reigning monarchy in the world,
producing a short of one to twenty Nobel Prize winners
as only two...

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Little boy called Johnny....
(A poem for children)

There is a little naughty boy called Johnny
who comes from a hill called Fenny
He rides on a pony to...

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OH NO! I’m late for school
I’m in trouble now.
I’ve broken the rules.
I sit in my class try to stay awake.
Eyes are heavy, I begin to...

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Leading you!

Close your eyes let me show you the way
Not a hit movie or child's play
Let me reveal some things to you this day
Answer questions...

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In the beginning god created
A blinking icon on a screen of black.
That’s when Adam, with username Eve,
Figured out how to hack.

He hacked into every computer...

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I rolled over in bed
the RCA alarm clock 
read ten to nine

I rolled over again
and the Sony clock radio 
said it was nine ten 

where...

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Your Boot

I sleep in the back of your car while you drive 
around the block to the shop.
Doze off as you park up for the...

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Should you usually desired to understand the actual MMORPG SWTOR however wasn't prepared to cover the entire edition, BioWare introduced which the next day (15)...

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Back in my day shell suits were the latest fashion 
And I made sure I wore my diamond socks with a passion 
The only sky...

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In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow

But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk

A man...

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I am really, really hungry
Said old man Tony
But all that is in my cabinet
Is a box of macaroni
I hope it is not too old
Because I...

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