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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I just wrote this off the top of my head *proceed with caution* 5-0: Put your hands up and step away from the electronics. (In 5-0 voice) *radio into dispatch* We found him....Sir put your hands up and step away. *eyeballs room* (sees electronic crap everywhere) *Man gets puts hands up stands slowly* Man says: 'Officer what is going on,, I've done nothing wrong, I haven't even left in days. I know how this looks but, none of this is stolen.....' 5-0: 'Sir, we now have robotic K-9 units and one of the officers accidentally let one out. Our systems were down for a couple days so the GPS couldn't pinpoint it.' Man says: 'I wondered why he didn't eat or have to use the bathroom. I thought I found the perfect dog. But, why did he come to my house? ' 5-0: 'Well sir they program them to fetch the paper and.... *looks out window, yards covered in newspapers* Sees how you have a ton of them he probably just went by protocal and was trying to fulfill his duty. Did you not notice his collar?' Man says: 'I thought his name was sonny and it was misprinted.' 5-0: 'Well just glad we found him, let's go Sony'. *Dog makes no movement, after several attempts, officer radios in that the unit is unresponsive* 5-0: 'Looks like he's just a pile of scrap metal now it's all yours to keep, sorry about all this! ' *gets in car, leaves* Man says: 'Sony fetch!' *Dog runs and fetches paper* Man says: 'Good boy that stupid officer, all these electronics and he didn't think I would know the difference between a dog and a robot dog Haha let alone know how to re-program you to respond to my voice command dam fool's!' * well played my friends, well played...*
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