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Best Son Of A Gun Poems

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Premium Member Son Of A Gun
Son Of A Gun

My Great Great Grandpa was a musket
only one son he would want.
My Great Great Grandma named him shotgun
he used to love to...

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Categories: son of a gun, analogy, family, fantasy, grandparents, imagination, silly,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Two-Faced Son-Of-A-Gun
Even Honest Abe Lincoln admitted himself that he wasn't all that pretty,

   But you'll be hard-pressed to find a president who was more...

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Categories: son of a gun, humorous, political,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Old man
Silently he sat in darkness, flinching at the sight of light.
Which created a glow reflecting on his balding head.
His cold glare did not help my...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, angst, dark, life,
Form: Prose
Premium Member The First Kiss or That Darn Ann Landers
Son of a gun we were still young;
only 15 years gone by.
You were the first my kissing bubble to burst, 
and for you, I think...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, me, nostalgia, song, travel,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Well-appointed Cowpoke
A well-appointed cowpoke, of whom there are still a few,
Wanted to be properly clad for his first job interview.
So, to impress his potential and somewhat...

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Categories: son of a gun, cowboy-western
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Wacko Jacko


Clear the track, here comes Jack
Or Johnny Canuck to some
To a bunch of friends on Poetry Soup
He's that Wacko Jacko bum!

He's Canadian eh! From way...

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Categories: son of a gun, silly,
Form: Quatrain
The Funny Farm
The love we shared is now no more.
    With bitterness she slammed the door.
She said I've had enough I'm through with you.
...

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Categories: son of a gun, loveme, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Goodbye, Good Riddance! (Co-written with James Fraser)
With no toilet seats carelessly left propped up
Oh, now I can be such a comfortable pup
Please take your Playboys straight out that open door
Then shut...

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Categories: son of a gun, funnyme,
Form: Quatrain
REVOLUTION BABY
 REVOLUTION BABY


Am from the backseats of mean streets
I got my eye aiming the Wall Street
They said education is the key
I wonder why they made...

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© adam abdul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, africa, mountains, murder, mystery, nature, pain,
Form: ABC
Premium Member From Cousins to Nieces and Nephews
From Cousins to Nieces and Nephews

When young we have cousins; they’re second to none.
Then along come siblings’ each daughter and son.
A new wondrous time of...

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Categories: son of a gun, family,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member The elephant who lost a shoe
‘Great Scott, shucks and darn, I’ve gone and lost a shoe’
cursed the elephant followed by ‘this simply will not do!’
‘The blasted thing is far too...

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Categories: son of a gun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Old Tractor Mechanic
Old tin roof, plastered adobe walls that were melting
Two big Cottonwood trees, junk cars in the back
Cracked concrete floor, covered with oil and grease
Mexican kids...

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© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, peopleold, old,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Dragon and Santa
Christmas roses are red, and violets are so very blue…
Dear Santa. We love our dear Dragon and hope you do, too.
Nightly, visions of colors dance...

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Categories: son of a gun, adventure, christmas, fun, funny, happiness, happy,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Cowboy Saturday Night Hoedown
The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious...

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Categories: son of a gun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pie Eyed Spittoon
Out of the west, amide a beautiful sunrise… came a pie eyed son of a gun.
Looking for Armadilly Billy the Sling Shot Kidster… water gun…...

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Categories: son of a gun, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Final Escape-Dark Side Of The Moon
I'm on the "lam", I'm on the run
Stole MONEY from a "son of a gun"
I grew up poor, it was US AND THEM
I did my...

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Categories: son of a gun, farewell, moving on,
Form: Rhyme
Stubbornness
Original poem below...after the definition, found on www.google.com: 

"Full Definition of stubborn. 1a (1) : unreasonably or perversely unyielding : mulish (2) : justifiably unyielding...

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Categories: son of a gun, character, deep, desire, devotion, sensual, words,
Form: Verse
You Can't Take Away My Freedom of Speech-NOT FOR CONTEST
You throngs of foolish Americans, why could you not see
what motivates Trump and overlook the faults of Hillary?
You were blinded by his lies and the...

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Categories: son of a gun, conflict, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Deputy D.A. of John Day
In a frontier town of Oregon
lives a rascally son of a gun.
He’s taking on louses
that beat up their spouses.
I can hardly believe that’s my son!


For...

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Categories: son of a gun, funny
Form: Limerick
"Sweat Lodge"
Satan over the years has been known for tricks and deception
Not only covering up what he is doing, but what he has done
One has to...

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© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, native americanold, people, old, people, drug,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Drama Twins - Unmasked -Collaboration with Susan Burch
I'll bring a tear to every eye,
and I can make a grown man cry.
To grip you is my specialty,
for once you are caught up in...

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Categories: son of a gun, art, me,
Form: Rondeau
Julius Caesar Ate My Beaver
Julius Caesar Ate My Beaver
(A Legionaire's Lament)
By Roy Merritt

Julius Caesar ate my beaver
After travelin’ through our camp
He came over one dark evening
Carrying a beaver lamp

And...

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Categories: son of a gun, history, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Drama Twins, Unmasked - Collaboration with Andrea Dietrich
I'll bring a tear to every eye,
and I can make a grown man cry.
To grip you is my specialty,
for once you are caught up in...

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Categories: son of a gun, life, me,
Form: Rondeau
Rock on, sailor of dreams.....
My cousin Dennis wasn't born like you or I.
But he came the way Creator intended, I suppose.
He walked and talked later than most,
But he always...

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© Jim David  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: son of a gun, dedication, family, inspirational, love, son, son,
Form: Free verse
Colloquialisms
Well shut my mouth you honey bee,
y’all come round for gab an tea

At end of day, when all’s bout done,
lain in the hay we’ll have...

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Categories: son of a gun, culture, fun, history,
Form: Verse