Best Smooching Poems

What were you doing, alone in the woods, my John,
What were you doing out at dawn?
Why it hasn't rained for ages now,
So many failed crops,...

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Was as thin as a scarecrow, Though he had no straw hat
Though he thought himself as decent, no one else had thought that 
He was...

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That first kiss--De-lish! Smooth like Hagendaaz!
I was in my fourteenth year, too green to see his flaws.

I, the skinny Yankee teen with glasses on her...

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I met my sweetheart
by the moonlight
which made me love
him more when I reached 
to kiss his cute lips but
missed instead smooching 
his moustache as his...

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A PLACE CALLED BEAUTIFUL CONTEST
Sponsor: Janis Thompson

Mountains of Colorado 

On a mount up above towards the peak of the pike,
Sets the sun in the west...

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Happy each morning as poop on a stick
Happy as smooching with a cute li'l chick
Grabbing and groping
Probing and scoping
Have a wonderful time till in my...

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To bring a bit of happiness to my soul
I’ve got to sing along to a little rock n’ roll
Don’t try and tell me it’s all...

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"His Name is Calciatore"

His name is Calciatore

he loves to follow me
from room to room 
he’s exceptionally 
well groomed

even handsome,
one might say,
he can be quite serious
yet,...

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Oh freshly baked Persian lamb
wet lips smooching meat
dipped in lemon pulp
all tongues licking chops
as berry sauce  zings
on plates  cleared, dish all wiped out...

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Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing...

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Little crystals fallen angel tears smooching ground;
Instills cooling touch among grasses, buds and trees;
Facets rolling ambiguity ~ mystery;
Twirls then twines closely rush on branches bounds;
Inches...

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Have we meant before by chance
In a distant time, a distant place
Flash backs send me in a trance 
Draw me towards your soul let’s dance...

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I reckon you could rightly say that I am from the old school,
But some of the politically correct stuff today, as a general rule,
Leaves me...

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Winn Dixie Florida

Happily filling up my grocery cart I thought I heard snickers.
"Hershey's Kisses and Fruit Loops are smooching,” said Almond Slivers.
Piña-colada razzed Star Crunch,...

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I DANCE TO THE JOY OF NATURE SINGING

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oh, i dance to the joy of nature,
i dance to the joy of spring,
new life, a new adventure,
...

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