Best Shoplifter Poems
Below are the all-time best Shoplifter poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of shoplifter poems written by PoetrySoup members
ShoplifterSo hard to swallow
Your words are tough to follow
Opinions barrowed
By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...
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Categories:
shoplifter, allegory, on writing and
Form:
Senryu
She Is a Known ShoplifterShe is a known shoplifter my Uncle Bill told friend Jim, owner of store.
Jim has two employees follow my Aunt Marjorie around, staring at her.
Uncle...
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Categories:
shoplifter, brother, sister,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Categories:
shoplifter, satire,
Form:
Senryu
I Am With YouEagle soars, circles in the updraught
keen eyes spot rabbit
it swoops, dives
run rabbit run
at the last possible moment
it turns uphill
eagle has to turn away
for fear...
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Categories:
shoplifter, adventure, mystery, nature,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The ParatotallynormalThe problem with trying to prove clairaudience, clairsentince, out-of-body, and Near Death Experiences to a Mudblood is not as simple
as it could have been.
Is it...
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Categories:
shoplifter, adventure, cute, emotions, encouraging,
Form:
Free verse
Political IncorrectnessThe politically correct nonsense of today is so very absurd!
The language of my native land has become so terribly blurred,
By those who devote themselves to...
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Categories:
shoplifter, political
Form:
Rhyme
Shoplift To a JobShopLift To A Job
From a bustling town called Bukit Mertajam, a mainland part of Penang Island,
Outbreaks a story that warms the heart, about a man...
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Categories:
shoplifter, community, encouraging, forgiveness, happy,
Form:
Free verse
Those Awesome Folks On FacebookThose Awesome Folks on Facebook
By Elton Camp
Many Facebook profiles are only a joke
For nobody seems to be an ordinary bloke
Such fascinating lives all of them...
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Categories:
shoplifter, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
At the MallAs soon as I stepped through the doors of the mall
I ran into two old friends John and Paul
They were with two girls the first...
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Categories:
shoplifter, adventure, friendship, happiness, music,
Form:
Rhyme
Wordly Considerationthe number of the bygone era in the history utter failure
as an old bread from a shoplifter
that love had as herbs antlers
and...
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Categories:
shoplifter, art
Form:
Personification
Hi Momhi mom
i came here to let you know
my sister and i have a tough time
she has been passing at school though
has a diploma and is...
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Categories:
shoplifter, devotionme,
Form:
I do not know?
And This Is Why You Pay MoreI can't get security's attention,
He's tackling some shoplifter outside.
I have a customer committing a fraud.
You can tell his brain is fried.
He hands me an eighty...
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Categories:
shoplifter, life, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Customers We All Detested(Background: After I retired from the college some years ago, I decided to take a
temporary sales job at J.C. Penney in the mens’...
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Categories:
shoplifter, businesswork, clothes, money, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Prank of Uncle BillMy Uncle Bill thought it would be hilarious and fun.
To warn a fellow merchant of a shoplifter - Miss Gun.
The employees followed her all over...
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Categories:
shoplifter, brother, humorous, sister,
Form:
Rhyme
Meeting Miss BaylisI landed in slammer with Trixie, a red-headed prostitute with hilarious stories.
Pretty soon her friend Lulu was tossed in. They sat in the corner...
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Categories:
shoplifter, hilarious,
Form:
Prose Poetry