Best Shirty Poems
Below are the all-time best Shirty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of shirty poems written by PoetrySoup members
ShirtyMolly had a chat with Bert,
Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt,
She preferred her sauces in glass bottles,
The plastic monstrosities she'd like...
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Categories:
shirty, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Flirting BoyfriendGiggling Girty became quite shirty
When her boyfriend was acting flirty,
With a handful of mud
Delivered with an awful thud
Her boyfriend is now dizzy and dirty....
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Categories:
shirty, children, humorous, boy,
Form:
Limerick
Clean Sister, Dirty BrotherLeany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to...
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Categories:
shirty, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
He's a Real PainA dental assistant named Bertie
Found patients could sometimes get shirty
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'
This old...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Nell and Berti"Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!"
"Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you
Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Trumpiad Iii - Foreign AffairsIV Foreign affairs
« Putin, I’m rootin to stop the shootin. »
« So am I ; about time you started too. »
« Started too! Me, I’m faster than you. »
« Not start too, you...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Political Verse
Categories:
shirty, garden,
Form:
Haiku
Thar: the Deserted LandAll men have born desires
garland of the prettiest arm.
Want to meet in the loveliest Place...
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Categories:
shirty, death of a friend,
Form:
Elegy
Dirtybird MccurdyDirtybird McCurdy…
Driven not deterredy
Young though quite maturedy
Vision crisp not blurredy
Speech smooth not slurredy
On like the horse he’s spurredy
And in like the fish he’s luredy
King of...
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Categories:
shirty, allegory, dedication, health,
Form:
Rhyme
ParasiteI
The beggar outside the supermarket
You swore was picked up later
In a flashy car
Sat there in the sun for 8 hours
While you pissed & moaned
All the...
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Categories:
shirty, political,
Form:
I do not know?
307/29/21
"30"
While seeing lifeforms scurry
Heard it all from a little birdie
This morning the birds extra chirpy
Can't take too long, got to hurry
In order to make the...
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Categories:
shirty, dark, deep, heart, life,
Form:
Rhyme