Best Schmoe Poems

Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
	he tried very hard
	always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe...

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Was born almost eighty-two years ago
No bits, no bytes, just a neighbourly hello
Bits were wee pieces
Bites gave you diseases
Back when “friends” called you a schmoe...

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You ought'a see my home,
Actually not,
There is no room,
With all the sheet I got
If it's on TV,
It's in my home,
No commercial fails
As do some of my poem
I got stairmaster,
with no stairs,
Oxyclean with no dirt,
Hercules Hooks
with no pictures,
Squeegees with no squirt,
Bow-flex I'm too weak to move,
The...

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Was born more than eighty-three years ago
No bits, no bytes, just a neighborly hello
Bits were wee pieces
Bites gave you diseases
Back when “friends” called you a schmoe...

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