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Premium Member Restricting the Intake of Brussel Sprouts - You Cannot Be Serious
We should only eat six sprouts at Christmas
Deem the council who are in Leicestershire
Its no joke, it’s a serious message at Xmas
To reduce waste and not make it higher

We must cut back on crisp pigs in blankets
And should only have three stuffing balls
Also cut back...

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Categories: restricting, anger, christmas, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things