Best Renal Poems

We had a code which was purely penal 
Easy to enforce and not **** or renal
Was never any bodily harm
Caused by our constant charm;
Task we performed had been menial.

Jim Horn

I am up and writing poems as usual.
At the crack of each morning my mind
cracks wide...

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I wake up early Monday morning
still cold and dark outside
eat my breakfast, take my pills
sit and wait for my ride,

arrive at the center
get comfortable in my chair
like I do 3 times a week
thankful t hat I'm there

I come to every treatment
I never show up late
I...

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God made man perfect
And planted
Two bean-like objects
Inside his abdomen
And warned mankind
Not to eat the forbidden fruits
But mankind failed to listen
And took 
 too much Salt
And took 
Too much Soda
And took 
Too much proteins
And took 
Too much carbohydrates
And took 
Too much fatty foods
And took
Far too much...

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