Best Reassigned Poems

Elmira faerie used to paint teeth
It was disgusting.
She asked to be reassigned.
faerie manager took pity on her.

She now paints flowers white.
Lily of the valley, daisy, Queen Anne’s lace.
She gets to ride on the back of Snook, her snail.
Her sidekick ladybug criticizes; it is nirvana!...

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