Best Rangers Poems

Up on  mountain top.
Just don't know how I got here.
Army Rangers  rescued me.
Says UFO kidnapped me.
Sure lucky I was let go....

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Steven Wright's knuckleball
in Texas took a fall
the Rangers' bats
increased their stats
Wright will pitch again
he might even win...

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What happened to the Texas Rangers this year?
A loss in the Wild Card game, and they would disappear.
They held first place in the American League West until the last game.
To see the Oakland Athletics win the division was a shame.
The team from Texas is in...

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"You will NEVER win the Spaceman Of The Year award!"/"I will SO!"/"You haven't the 
love of humanity for it!!!"/"Get OFF my spaceship!"....Any form is acceptable. 

For Matt's contest poem to movie based on the above dialogue!

Captain the craft is approaching with intent to board us,...

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what wrong have we done to the world?
we are looked being terrors,
how many errors manifested to us:
we are locked narrowed,
how foolishly are we to let go of troubles 
and we were watched horrors..

is this how we will survived our life UN-psalms
and dawned our life a...

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  ~ To the tune of 'Strangers in the 
      Night,' by Frank Sinatra ~  


     Rangers in the park
     Two lonely rangers in the park
    ...

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