Best Putt Poems

Scuddle Butt and Martzy Putt, two nonsense senior rhymers.
Went to bed without a blink and never set their timers.

And when the dawn grew very near; no one was alarmed.
So, Scuddle Butt and Martzy Putt slept by good dreams becharmed.

It wasn’t long before their boss called,...

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Scuddle Butt and Martzy Putt, those two nonsense senior rhymers,
Drank.  Yes, drank too much beer anticipating Christmas cheer.

We’ve got to stop; we need to shop; we’re out of time, old-timer.
The children called; they gave their list; we are Santa’s helpers...never fear!

They left to shop,...

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I once saw a nun playing putt-putt
who needed a break from a rut-rut
when her ball found a well
she yelled I damn you to hell
and left the links in a rush-blush


I once saw a nun playing putt-putt
who needed a break from her rut-rut
when her ball hit...

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