Best Pull Your Leg Poems
SkyI was only ten when I first fell in love
surprisingly with the vast blue sky,
the sky was very near to me then
almost within the reach of my tiny hands
as if I could easily touch it or smell its fragrance.
Its changing colour used to take me...
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Categories:
pull your leg, childhood, imagination, me, sky,
Form:
Free verse
An Old Man Was Driving Down the Country Road ( Hilarious )An old man was driving down the country road
Written By Dean Masciarelli
October 1, 2010 (11:55am)
An old man was driving
down the country road
And while he was driving
He noticed that there was a police
officer up ahead
that was sitting on the side of the road
And...
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Categories:
pull your leg, travel, upliftingold, light, light,
Form:
Rhyme
The Morris Minor Man (My First Ever Poem)The Morris Minor Man.
He was the Morris Minor Man
from down in Burton Joyce
I went with him to buy one
a green one was his choice
he could have had a Vauxhall
he could have had a Ford
but not the Morris Minor Man
from down in Burton Joyce.
He started with...
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Categories:
pull your leg, loss
Form:
Rhyme
The Celestial WomanI won't be back down
I won't be goaded into a fight
I know what I want
And I always get it
Just watch
It's always meaningful when you are a part of it
Life is boring without me
Meaning
What meaning?
It's only when you make of it
True religion
The one within you
Don't take...
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Categories:
pull your leg, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Says WhoOne could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!...
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Categories:
pull your leg, funny,
Form:
Limerick
If You Pull a Long Face - Part IxIF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : IX
IF you pull a long face
Being born with a long face bytheway
Then you have at worst a problem face
None will know if you're sad or gay
Now if you keep pulling this long face
Mostly at the dinner table, say
Most...
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Categories:
pull your leg, judgement, racism, satire, word
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Kissing BoothAll a platonic trend.
Two brothers and a friend.
Since childhood all began.
From morning till night's end.
Fun times that they would spend.
Till love hath just descend.
A friend with boxed glove.
Brother, more sort of.
The wiles of young love.
A swoon mourning dove.
Played 'pull the leg of'.
Kissing booth scene.
Unraveled seams.
Break...
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Categories:
pull your leg, 12th grade, allegory, anxiety,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
You Gotta Be Kiddinghold on now
tryin' to pull my leg?
try beatin' me with a pillow
until I have to beg
no way you really mean it!
it's a joke,
it is, right?
such things could
never happen
to one just overnight
I went to bed at peace
well, relatively so, I mean
I awoke to find that...
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Categories:
pull your leg, angst, funny, imagination, life,
Form:
Bio
Ham and EggsLantana, Lantana! It’s that time of year.
Old winter is waning, and springtime is near.
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time, you know.
I must cut you back now before you can grow.
You fight and resist me and scratch at my skin.
But if you will bear with me, we’re...
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Categories:
pull your leg, spring,
Form:
Rhyme