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Best Pull Your Leg Poems


Sky
I was only ten when I first fell in love
surprisingly with the vast blue sky,
the sky was very near to me then
almost within the reach of my tiny hands
as if I could easily touch it or smell its fragrance.
Its changing colour used to take me...

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© Kash Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pull your leg, childhood, imagination, me, sky,
Form: Free verse
An Old Man Was Driving Down the Country Road ( Hilarious )
An old man was driving down the country road

Written By Dean Masciarelli

October 1, 2010 (11:55am)

An old man was driving 
down the country road

And while he was driving 

He noticed that there was a police 
officer up ahead
that was sitting on the side of the road

And...

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Categories: pull your leg, travel, upliftingold, light, light,
Form: Rhyme
The Morris Minor Man (My First Ever Poem)
The Morris Minor Man.


He was the Morris Minor Man
from down in Burton Joyce
I went with him to buy one
a green one was his choice
he could have had a Vauxhall
he could have had a Ford
but not the Morris Minor Man
from down in Burton Joyce.


He started with...

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Categories: pull your leg, loss
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member The Celestial Woman
I won't be back down
I won't be goaded into a fight
I know what I want
And I always get it
Just watch
It's always meaningful when you are a part of it
Life is boring without me
Meaning
What meaning?
It's only when you make of it
True religion
The one within you
Don't take...

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Categories: pull your leg, faith,
Form: Free verse
Says Who
One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!...

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Categories: pull your leg, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member If You Pull a Long Face - Part Ix
IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : IX

IF you pull a long face
Being born with a long face bytheway
Then you have at worst a problem face
None will know if you're sad or gay

Now if you keep pulling this long face
Mostly at the dinner table, say
Most...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pull your leg, judgement, racism, satire, word
Form: Dramatic Monologue



Premium Member The Kissing Booth
All a platonic trend.
Two brothers and a friend.
Since childhood all began.
From morning till night's end.
Fun times that they would spend.
Till love hath just descend.

A friend with boxed glove.
Brother, more sort of.
The wiles of young love.
A swoon mourning dove.
Played 'pull the leg of'.

Kissing booth scene.
Unraveled seams.
Break...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pull your leg, 12th grade, allegory, anxiety,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
You Gotta Be Kidding
hold on now
tryin' to pull my leg?
try beatin' me with a pillow
until I have to beg

no way you really mean it!
it's a joke,
it is, right?
such things could
never happen
to one just overnight

I went to bed at peace
well, relatively so, I mean
I awoke to find  that...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pull your leg, angst, funny, imagination, life,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Ham and Eggs
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time of year.
Old winter is waning, and springtime is near.
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time, you know.
I must cut you back now before you can grow.

You fight and resist me and scratch at my skin.
But if you will bear with me, we’re...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pull your leg, spring,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry