Best Pull Your Leg Poems
I won't be back down
I won't be goaded into a fight
I know what I want
And I always get it
Just watch
It's always meaningful when you are a part of it
Life is boring without me
Meaning
What meaning?
It's only when you make of it
True religion
The one within you
Don't take you to a church
if you don't have it within
I don't have to explain it to you
There's only one I worry
It's the One I can't explain
It's the One I answer to
Don't infringe me
And I won't infringe you
Take me at face value
as I don't play around
Why does everything have to be so hard?
It is not
Take it from me
If it's too hard
it is not for you
Run...
What is freedom if you are not willing to pay a price?
Too much explaining can drive one banana
Don't start now
The one who thinks he can is actually can
Does it make sense?
Haha
Hope not
because that is when you get it
Lol
That will take some time
Just kidding
Want to pull your leg
It's actually long
Don't wanna
Haha
Get your message somewhere else
'cause this chic is going to bed
One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time of year.
Old winter is waning, and springtime is near.
Lantana, Lantana! It’s that time, you know.
I must cut you back now before you can grow.
You fight and resist me and scratch at my skin.
But if you will bear with me, we’re both going to win.
It feels just like murder to cut to the roots,
But soon you’ll be growing and sprouting fresh shoots.
They say that it’s hunger that makes the best sauce,
And gains are more certain right after a loss.
See, I’m getting hungry; I won’t pull your leg,
Seems I’ve got a craving for your ham and eggs!
The hummingbirds love you, the butterflies swarm;
They come for that nectar delicious and warm.
I hope you won’t hate me or wail or lament,
‘Cuz before you know it, we’ll bask in that scent.
It’s all for God’s glory, it’s all for his sake.
Yes, springtime is coming; there’s breakfast to make!