Best Postie Poems

You bring the mail unfailingly
In sun and wind and rain
With cheery smile and bright “Hello"
And "Turned out nice again"

May I suggest a strategy
To brighten all our lives
Bring a million pounds from Ernie
Instead of twenty-fives!!...

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I tried being a postie 40 years ago,
attacking dogs sorta made me slow,
used to drive em off with a big bike slam,
postmaster cracked up bout bent bikes maam...
and sent me off to coventry,
so tractor assembler, next job in the hundred...sam
  Thanks David Williams:)

Don Johnson...

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He likes to wear short trousers in the summer
Although he does not really have the legs 
They’re not exactly pretty or alluring
When they handed out the pins he got the dregs
He keeps them both exposed throughout the summer
As he rides his bike delivering the post
They...

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