Best Plopping Poems

is there such a thing as one-eyed fr.ass?!

Huh.

Maybe, maybe not 

ha. Do (doo? does?) frass even have eyes. I think not!

Sure looks pretty though...

if I were given the chance to choose what my poop looks like,
I'd choose frass!...

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    I plopped down in my favorite chair
        to my surprise it wasn’t there

    That moment I made a calculation rare
        ~ how much weight...

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