Best Pliers Poems

Give me some pliers so I can pull out my tooth.
I want it gone now.
Dentist?
No thank you.
They always hurt me.
If you can’t find the pliers, bring me a power drill....

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Can I borrow your pliers?
As I really want to rid myself of  this ring in my nose,
How it got there nobody knows.

I am being led to places I don't want to go,
And my brain is starting to slow,
My immunity is dangerously low.

My computer is...

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A needle nose pliers, polished like glass, damp
with tears and sweat, but not from rote plumbing leaks,
needed a good buffing at the Dust Rag Camp.
It slow-waltzed across the street where no one speaks    
and mimed a tale of woe beneath a dusty...

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I'd got out the hammer, the hatchet and pliers
To attack the package of plastic and wires.
     But the fix was so tricky,
     The stickum so sticky,
I'd not even scratched it when I set it on fire!...

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