Best Plebeian Poems

I'm Joe,
your average Joe,
I find contentment,
in folding clothes,
I use a tissue,
to blow my nose,
of course I pick it, 
when I'm alone.

I have a wife,
and kids to boot,
I have a job,
where I wear shoes,
I get them shined everyday,
by a fellow with the same name.

I have a...

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Tried and tested by a virus, novel
I sit by the hearth of my lowly hovel
Taxed some more, without relief
Our kings, of their infallibility, grow in belief

Stimulus packages to the Lords
Home based care for the lowly sods
Dynastic games they play
The masses can only moan and pray...

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There is a serious conspiracy
They want me out of the aristocracy
Born a plebeian, I aspire to be a ruler
They cannot stand seeing my cup, any fuller

They come for my henchmen first 
Then whet, for my blood, their thirst
I am going down, think they, without a...

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