Best Pizzeria Poems

She said it so matter-o-factly,
that girl, Morgan Kay Ackley.
"One day it will be so
I'll be rolling in the dough!"
But being a pizza maker what do you mean exactly?



NOTE: This was another funny story at work. Not exactly my joke, but I turned into a limerick...

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One Lou Malnati stood on the Elk Grove mound
                       Found a piece of gold on elevated ground
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Divine and crunchy the pizzas that you serve,
Sweet the liqueurs I get but don’t deserve!
Your eyes are dark, and moist they are like dew,
Shooting darts with power to pierce me through.
Pardon please an odd and pious hope.
I think your case should come before the Pope,
I’m...

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a girl making pizza dream

her toppings make tastebuds scream

tomato tossed swirls

and cheese in great curls

queen of the epicure scene.
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