Best Pinched Poems

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she thought it was obscene.
She charged me with sexual harassment and assault and battery.
When the cops slapped the cuffs on, I realized that it wasn't funny.
I tried to...

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nothing hurts like
silence from a lover's heart
while the stars are singing with delight



AP: 1st place 2025...

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