Best Pimple Poems

Red mountains on my face
With stretch marks at the base
Yellow cream makes it double bump
I hate when I smile with the lump

Well well well,  everything swells
Insecurities are everything that I can tell,
Eye to eye, nose to nose with a mask, I guest
The only thing...

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Well I wrote a poem about my wife
But she said, "If you post it you die"
I said, "Don't worry babe you can count on me"
But she should have known that I lie

She had this pimple on the tip of her nose
And I couldn't help but...

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On Pimple Pond

Pocked, our dreams spurt from cabin walls. 
Woolen cover and cotton pillow catch 
pin point boils from day breaking, like pitted glass.
White pebbled path meanders the hill’s cheek, 
wet from being squeezed by nights cold hard hands, 
to where set-tables will not wait...

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Pimples? Banana is the key,
You see no monkey with hickey....

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On her unfortunate face,
Expanding with grace;
A tyrant of a pimple,
Looking to be simple…
But with cohorts, an ample,
Intending her young skin to rumple
And her peace crumple:
All- too- overshadowed her dimple....

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She saw an ample pimple
that can pass for a dimple
it's not so simple to smash
a pimple that looks like a dimple
but it wasn't a dimple; it was a definite pimple
that's not so easily smashed ,'cause it's not a simple pimple!

Copyright McCuen 2008...

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Do you all know Theodore Thimple

On his nose he had a big pimple

We all joked and teased it

So he poked and squeezed it

Most efforts are never that simple...

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Life is a cradle
Life is an unhappy child
Life is a pimple with pus
Life is a speeding bus!...

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He was born a full cripple,
Who is now causing ripple,
Unleashed shock waves a triple;
Soon to catch some disciple...

As cripple had sucked nipple,
Fed flesh fifty times supple:
'The most blessed cripple'—Sample
Mum's testimonies —Ample...
Of his mother's eyes—Apple
Though on his body Dapple
And the redness of maple...

At twelve could his...

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