Best Phat Poems

His picture was fake, but she was truly PHAT,
Liking her, he messaged her to chat back ASAP.

While chatting, she was shown the guy's true image: “WTH?”
she texted back to her gal pal, throwing in - SMH.

Acting all nice, she told the guy, “BRB.”
Privately she was...

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When I call the cool girls phat, they think I'm calling them fat.
They get very offended and angry when I call them that.
When I call them phat, they won't go out with me anymore.
Last week a girl broke my nose when she slammed the door.

Some...

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Phat argyle cat so furry and fine
Your diamond plaids are right on time
In pink and gray, you may simply dine
On kibbles and bits, chased down with kittish wine....

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Let me tell you ‘bout this cosmic cat,
somebody you really oughta know
Got the coolest walk,
the hippest talk
When he enters the danger zone,
his heartbeat slows ...
Giving casual yawns,
while everyone is running for their life
He’s mellow maxing out,
waiting for the madness to stop
And he gets a private...

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"Phat Like That"   


here i come, here i be 
wrap your love-en arms around me

don't be a missed
this is something you sure want to kiss

because there-s no platitudes between you and me 
its on, like sock too feet 

Hook:: so here me loud...

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With an Ovation of peers and fans
he stood and smiled."non Best:but
me" he said looking at those who
wished to dethrone him. He than
promised every person to the right
of him a tommorrow. He said that
there defeat might cause them
depression and those that would regress
to vinacat there yesterdays...

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Phat chach I love you cuz  I   j u z, does;.                -Urban Hood Language  

Fat chance for I love you because I just do.  ...

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Frottier Chui is someone often seen through the yes of
Lovers as someone who's able
to instill the need for coupling for
those who beleive in his approach.Sounds of "oohing"
or the "ah's of longing. She spoke his name
to make me jealous or it would inspire me
into caring: not...

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He was all fancy phat and pinky pink
Dancing a jig with a kick and a clink
Kicking off mud in a priggish way
A pig who liked dancing at the end of day

He was a marvelous companion, it is true
We liked everything about him said my friend...

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Joyful phat gram with her cheeks so full
Was eating up an entire grape jelly roll
We did not say a word as she fed her cheeks
She fell and rolled down the hill for several weeks...

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She was wearing a cabbage frock and a cabbage hat
It was so verdant green yet she looked quite phat
I think the orange carrot necklace was the deal
That made her look pretty today next to the wagon wheel....

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Two happy phat cats roll around in the meadow
Gathering pollen and dust, and asking “so?”
Their temperaments placid, their eyes all aglow.
Watch them skedaddle when machine comes to mow

They wag their tails in the happiest friskiest way.
We watch them until they are out of sight end...

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they supped on Bjurholm
drank Kumis
dined on haggis
and rubbed down
with sassafras oil

some made dessert from ackee fruit
and had puffer fish and shark fin soup
what word of satan they spoke
that they are evil and vain
there vanities covered by
thongs of
Xinjiang
and cursed all that forbade there way
of loving
they made...

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I shall mould thee
Saidth the board
To be adorned
Forever and ever
Red pigment
Which with
Cement looks like
Clay
I shall mould thee
That ye shall stand
Forever
Throughout eternity
Forever and a day

Georgia an alkal
Fiber mesh
The winds and rain
Stand to ah-test

Wakes and Papahanaumoku
Shall recreate the world
to bring it to anew
Bonus beneath me
The name of...

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I shall mould thee
Saidth the board
To be adorned
Forever and ever
Red pigment
Which with
Cement looks like
Clay
I shall mould thee
That ye shall stand
Forever
Throughout eternity
Forever and a day

Georgia an alkal
Fiber mesh
The winds and rain
Stand to ah-test

Wakes and Papahanaumoku
Shall recreate the world
to bring it to anew
Bonus beneath me
The name of...

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