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You ain’t big, and you ain’t clever 
When you rampage hell for leather
Through the woods, John Wayne you ain’t
With your gun that fires paint

Spouting stuff like ‘I’m the man’
Acting like you’re Action Man
Must have come as some surprise 
Getting splatted twixt the eyes

Serves you right...

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Categories: paintball, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

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