Best Paintball Poems
PaintballYou ain’t big, and you ain’t clever
When you rampage hell for leather
Through the woods, John Wayne you ain’t
With your gun that fires paint
Spouting stuff like ‘I’m the man’
Acting like you’re Action Man
Must have come as some surprise
Getting splatted twixt the eyes
Serves you right...
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Categories:
paintball, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme