Best Outfox Poems

Not-So-Heroic Couplets
by Donald Trump
care of Michael R. Burch 

To outfox the pox: 
kill yourself first, with Clorox!

And since death is the goal, 
mainline Lysol! 

No...

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One morning Dee woke to find the most unusual toad
Perched o’er the water line in the “bowels” of her commode
She put on gloves and sought...

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He poured his heart into the stock market
Had a knack for knowing when to invest
Tight with funds; should have had a straightjacket
Somehow he managed to...

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If you ever heard of this story
If you ever felt the presence of a stranger 
If his words were soft and kind
And you could see...

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Winter


Black cloud enshroud blue horizon while migrating birds tweet their last goodbye

Arctic winds weigh down bare naked branches watching blinding storms streak by

Above forsaken lodge...

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"The meek shall inherit the earth", saith The Sermon on The Mount!
Things proclaimed by the King of Kings I certainly won't discount!
But as I've struggled...

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Snipes are a kind of bird, difficult to spot
because they’re quiet  and they hide a lot –
a kind of cross ‘twixt stool pigeon and...

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We know that trees reach...
Ignoring the substance
of Earth and seeking
the damp and the light,
the wet on the way,
to the light on some
far side, a far...

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I wish every fella had a woman like mine,
a woman who is supremely confident
She builds the condos,
and she collects the rent
My baby is a real...

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Happy two thousand nineteenth birthday Autumn - September 23, 2019!

Despite twittering, uber
sputtering kickstarting
onset of cool weather
argh, another brief daily spate
re: forecasting blistering,
nauseating, sweltering...
ninety degree plus...

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Equality At Voting Box


Must promote equality at  voting box;
Somehow the system have to outfox;
Adjustments make;
Do destroy all fake,
And learn from school of hard knocks.

James...

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Who need enemies
when I have a rat friend like you
My sister tried to warn me,
and my brother did too

They always said at your core,
you were...

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‘One person, one vote’

Tuesday, January 30, 2018 at 1:35 pm 
To the editor of Brunswick Beacon:

Have been part of restless breed,
And need someone who will...

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Don't Judge A Fish By Its Ability To Climb A Tree
( a quote attributed to A. Einstein )

Don't judge a fish
By its ability to climb...

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We ordered a bookcase.
It came in a box.
To put it together, 
We had to outfox

Supposed instructions – 
All pics, not a word.
Yet we carried on...

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