Best Omnivore Poems

I’m an opportunistic omnivore
The game’s been called survival
I eats what food I find...

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I am a masticating omnivore, 
Devouring meat and plants and more.
My teeth are rotten
My gums are cotton.
From blender my mushy juice I now pour....

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put a cauliflower on the barb-b
let us roast it while it's still alive
put a burger on the barb-b
it was dead before it was fried
chomp on lettuce, no sound
of begging can you hear
but you just ate it, live me dear
all flora breaths for the world
but go...

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