Best Olive Oil Poems

yam yam I went to the store to buy six eggs
and twelve cans of club soda
campari tomatoes smiling at me
I love my negroni and can make a mean martini
spinach came along to make a tortilla
mariposa a butterfly 
walking the street with my bag
they chant we love your tattoos
nothing like the **** we see today...

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You asked if we could both eat healthier
And I was not excited in the least
I tried the kale and beets; they weren't for me
Quinoa and tofu taste a lot like air
I knew you got frustrated as I smirked
You might think to yourself "Is he for me?"
I knew I'd have to try again for you
The next...

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Can I make love with you
calmly like a waterfall,
a moon wrought in live coals
between the palms of Gypsies.
Moon – in my bed
the olives are blooming.
And behind the door – a shadow....

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Extra Virgin Olive Oil

I bought her a valley of flowers
Expressing her exquisite beauty
I bought her a factory of chocolates
Expressing my assembled desires
I bought her an extra large diamond
Expressing mine devotion

As the dusk turned to daylight
The newspapers vendors out on the corner shouted!
Extra extra
Read all about it!

The phone rang
Her sweet voice filled my heart
She said in...

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Pure Virgin Olive Oil
good for the heart
what a healthy start!

Copyright McCuen 2009...

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Popeye
Loves Olive he makes her sigh
Passion endures it will not die
Spinach the key don't ask why.

 
Olive Oil
Fell sick with humongous boil
She almost shook off this mortal coil
Popeye went cuckoo her death he did foil.


 
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05/09/2021

Cartoon Public Domain...

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The bottle pours too fast,
gold-green streaks darkening the wood.

It smells like something honest,
I wipe it clean
before anyone notices.
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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'Ms. Flat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."...

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Sardines in olive oil

A shop in Lisbon exclusively sold sardines
 this interested me since my Norwegian mother
had worked at a factory selling tinned sardines
I asked if they had sardines from other country
they didn't but told me in tinned bacalao they 
cod fish came from Norway
I noticed sardines in olive oil with the year the tin
was made,...

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           someone call
              a medic
              popeye
          slipped in the
 ...

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