Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

I bought her a valley of flowers
Expressing her exquisite beauty
I bought her a factory of chocolates
Expressing my assembled desires
I bought her an extra large diamond
Expressing mine devotion

As the dusk turned to daylight
The newspapers vendors out on the corner shouted!
Extra extra
Read all about it!

The phone rang
Her sweet voice filled my heart
She said in her seductive melodic whisper
Extra extra read olive about it
I lied!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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January 5, 2017 at 11:25 AM
This made me smile Arthur :) I love that word play.
Allison Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 7:28 PM
hilarious ending my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:46 PM
Sadly thats what she said to me last night :(
Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2016 at 4:47 PM
Was Charma right? That she lied about the virgin part! I really enjoyed this one, ARthur. Thanks so much for seeing my poems yesterday. I am always so busy these days!! CAn't seem to keep caught up.
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:46 PM
She was a chef, and she was using vegetable oil instead!!! LOL
Chircop Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 11:47 PM
Oh She was no virgin at all : )..I.dnt know if I got it...Oh becareful to whom one gives his flowers, chocolates and diamonds,more and more to whom one gives his heart .
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:45 PM
Flowers, diamonds and chocolates can be replaced, a wounded heart sometimes never recovers. :(
Shahein Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 9:00 PM
Great poem as always my dear , hugs / / :)
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:43 PM
Thank you kindly for such sweet words!!!
Murray Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 3:19 PM
Well, here am I in my best seductive whisper...."Have you read the poem I wrote for you?"
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:43 PM
I read them all, for Ireland is the land of poetry!
Onclaud Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 3:14 PM
hmmm..such intriguing trickery, arthur!..huggs
Vaso Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:42 PM
Just a wee bit of humor and play on words! Hugs!
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