Best Off Your Rocker Poems
Below are the all-time best Off Your Rocker poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of off your rocker poems written by PoetrySoup members
What Are IdiomsYou might take this with a grain of salt
Knowing I heard it on the grape vine
Why they let the cat out of the bag
I'd say...
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Categories:
off your rocker, character, education, humorous, language,
Form:
Quatrain
Charles DarwinCharles Darwin
was a margin
off his rocker when he, ashamedly,
got caught swinging from a tree....
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Categories:
off your rocker, humorous, image,
Form:
Clerihew
The Funny Side of Strokes - My Hospital EmbarrassmentAn event I have to tell you about was a rather embarrassing occasion for me,
But they say laughter is one of life’s best medicines, so...
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Categories:
off your rocker, funny, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Quite the Conceited CookIn the larger view I'm the better cook.
Some folks can hardly boil water.
They'll take a recipe by the hand
and lead it straight to slaughter!
Yet I...
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Categories:
off your rocker, food, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
A Zealous PoetAll right, no more Abecedarian again!
Buzz off,
Cut me some slack,
Dogging me,
Entrapping me with a
Form of poetry I am not
Good at,
Hamilton!
I entreat you
Jot down some...
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Categories:
off your rocker, word play,
Form:
Abecedarian
The Rabbit -Part One-(literary nonsense)
the winter was so long ago, burying the world in snow
rabbits hop where rabbits go, here i sit to-night
and the day i hath long...
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Categories:
off your rocker, animals, confusion, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner
" Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner "
{warbled to the Merry Tune: Jingle Bells!}
Jingle Bells & Flyin' Hulls
All sheets in so tight~
Yikes Ahoy! There's the ploy!
Sail...
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Categories:
off your rocker, adventure, me, may, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Grandma's RockerGrandma's rocker
Grandma would sit on her rocking chair
Rocking all day long.
The chair was her joy each day.
As she grows old.
She loved to rock on...
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Categories:
off your rocker, grandmother,
Form:
Free verse
You Didn'T Hear It From MeThrough the door, Uncle Ben came in
Of course he is Aunt Sue's honey
Years ago, she dropped Sloppy Joe
And not just because of money!
They brought with...
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Categories:
off your rocker, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
off your rocker, fun,
Form:
Verse
Enough Is EnoughRelease me woman from this prison you have me in. Fighting your love has been a
battle I can't seem to win. I...
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Categories:
off your rocker, angst, loss, people, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Issac Bartholomue RileyIsaac Bartholomue Riley,
His friends just call him " Ike",
Jane, his wife, they call "Smiley",
He got five other writes on this site.
October 12th I met this...
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Categories:
off your rocker, imagination
Form:
Light Verse
Then I Saw Her -2I looked away and tried to shake her. I can't really describe what I felt in her presence. In
fact, if it was...
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Categories:
off your rocker, loveme, easter, prayer, me,
Form:
Narrative
Impatienceit's difficult / yoursatisfaction / set out to succeed based on medical reaction ------
LAUGHTER IS THE CURE!! / the world --- to the god ---...
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Categories:
off your rocker, allegory, angst, funny, life,
Form:
Free verse
Professors SecretThe professor kept his cats secret because he was a man.
He had been told that cats were women’s pets by cousin Fran.
She was completely off...
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Categories:
off your rocker, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Rhyme