Best Nuff Poems

Beautiful Jamaica,land of my birth,
This little dot,specially prepared by Mama Earth,
World best seasoning,grown by our dirt,
And the Jamaican Rum,bad nuh blouse and skirt,
Beautiful Jamaica,land so sweet,
A formal dinner or a party in the street,
Our vibes,our style so unique,
Our warmth,our culture,no other can beat,
Jamaica,Jamaica,land we love,
Touring...

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There once was a little fairy
Who staggered down the road feeling merry
Along came a man
With a two metre wang
He bumped into her and popped her cherry...

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A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad you tuned in?

There are two hundred million insects for every human
Wouldn't have gone camping if I knowed that!

We weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead
Due to the gravitational effect
Too bad...

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Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house in Liverpool
So his nephew joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now, aren't you really glad you tuned in?

There are two hundred million insects for every human
Wouldn't have gone camping if...

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Rumi Nuff for Us

Drizzling passes by filters a rainbow,
its aqua burst nigh as simple dews grow,
filters a rainbow, drizzling passes by
as simple dews grow, its aqua burst nigh.

Tattles chartreuse fronds of its bless descent,
splash in hidden ponds faces smile advent,
of...

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A priceless road I find 
dangerous game blasphemy,
Wing destiny. To my statue, 
leaning forward and less 
backward down helpless knees, 
begging for A breadcrumb, asking  
blood red wine. Quenching 
thirst of the almighty to his 
throne, for what we don't 
know, we will learn...

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How different
How same.

How rowdy
How tame

How how
'cept for cow

bells, mo
yeppers, is lame....

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From far and wide.
To see the
Big Island Rattlers
Verses
The Desert Snears
Alot of planning
Across sport negotiations
Stuff to say in conversation
Nothing's ever been like
This before.
From riding someone's coattails
To individual dominance
Secure the worm
and cast the rod
there really jumping tonight
Tune the band
Rent the hall
We call this one
a humdinger
Say, did you...

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A friend asked if I would write in protest of the drivers from old Mexico.
     For what ever good it will do here I go.
It is not just the drivers that are taking over the good ole U.S of A.
 ...

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If we, 
The words whisperer,
Are the ones that have the power 

Of the silver quill, then 
Let us move, in oneness,
And versify the earth

With more crème caramel
And not of salt,
Nor, of vinaigrette;

Let’s cultivate our thoughts
And rewrite our differences,
With lovely rhyme and songs;

O, my fellow words...

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Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house 
In Liverpool, so he joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad you tuned in?

There are two hundred million insects for every human
Wouldn't have gone camping if...

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Guess what I am
Saying
My attempt at
Conveying
How I really feel
Long as you
Love me
And what your
Thinking of me
Is the way you
Really feel

Ain't much on
Conversation
I think communication
Expresses love in
Degrees
I want you to stay
Don't turn and
Walk away
I wanna let
You know
How I feel
Ooh be doing ah
I say you
Gotta grasp
My appeal
Swigg...

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Long silences between words
And the words are murmured half thoughts
Sentences you or I finish in our heads
Following chains and trains of thought
In comfortable silences together
Changing subject on a whim
Then realizing you’re still there
Embellishing and polishing details
As we sit and sip the sunset down
Enjoying each others...

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Mind blowing food
Ah beautiful atmosphere
You look so wonderful tonight
Could it be I am in love
With you
It what I am tryin to do
Spend some time
With you
Tonight
Tonight!
Say that I
Love enought to
Get us by
Baby do you
Think that I
Who do that
To you
I wouldn't do that
To you
A perfect night
To bring...

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From far and wide.
To see the
Big Island Rattlers
Verses
The Desert Snears
Alot of planning
Across sport negotiations
Stuff to say in conversation
Nothing's ever been like
This before.
From riding someone's coattails
To individual dominance
Secure the worm
and cast the rod
there really jumping tonight
Tune the band
Rent the hall
We call this one
a humdinger
Say, did you...

Continue reading...